MY. LITTLE. PONY. 4. AND. A. HALF

A/N: On the behalf of one of my favorite reviewers, I present the first of many deleted scenes to tide you all over until I post the final chapter of "Look Before You Sleep". This stars Sunrise Blossom, Timon, and Pumbaa! Read, review, and enjoy!

(Deleted Scene 1)

*We start off with the opening of the first episode of MLP Season 1.*

Narrator (Celestia): Once upon a time, in the magical land of Equestria, there were too sisters who ruled together and created harmony for all the land. To do this, the eldest used her unicorn powers to...

Timon: Well enough of that. (Grabs remote and fast forwards throughout the all 7 seasons)

*We cut to Timon, Pumbaa and Sunrise Blossom watching in a dark mystery science theatre 3000 styled cinema that makes them all look like shadowy silhouettes.*

Pumbaa: Uh Timon, what could you possibly be doing this time?

Timon: What does it look like genius? I'm fast forwarding to the very last episode of the show's ending credits.

Sunrise Blossom: What? I don't understand. Why?

Timon: Well you're the ones who said I wasn't to leave and do something more fun until we watched EVERY episode of MLP.

Pumbaa: So?

Sunrise Blossom: What's your point?

Timon: Well, I thought I'd get it over it with as fast as I could by fast forwarding through every episode, then it'll be over quickly and we can do something that's not boring!

Pumbaa: But Timon, I don't think fast forwarding counts as WATCHING every episode. Besides, we made a deal to watch it.

Timon: Correction: you forced me against my will to watch it.

Sunrise Blossom: B-but you can't go out of order, I mean, I don't understand.

Timon: (Ending credits of MLP play on the cinema screen) Oh contraire you two. Who's the one holding the remote control here?

Pumbaa: But everyone's gonna get confused...AGAIN!

Timon: Gee, where have I heard THAT before?

Pumbaa: When you were fast forwarding through the first Lion King movie to the part where we came in?

Timon: Oh hush!

Sunrise Blossom: Timon, although sometimes you may be the brains of the outfit...

Timon: (scoffs) How true. How true.

Sunrise Blossom: I must admit that for right Pumbaa is right.

Timon: What?

Pumbaa: Oh look. Here's another remote. Here you go Sunrise.

Sunrise Blossom: Thanks Pumbaa. Let's go back to the season one and start watching from beginning to end. (Rewinding back from seasons 6-5)

Timon: Okay. One, I'm having a strange sense of Deja vu that this sort of argument has happended before in this cinema between me and Pumbaa. And two, we're not even IN ANY of these episodes. (Stops rewinding at the weird people wearing horse masks in the 100th episode then starts fast forwarding to the end credits again).

Pumbaa: Well of course we were. I mean, we were there the whole time.

Sunrise Blossom: Well, not the whole time. I was but you two didn't make an appearance in this show till season 2.

Pumbaa: Oh yeah. I forgot. (Stops fast forwarding at Maud and Pinkie hugging in Rock Solid Friendship then starts rewinding again)

Timon: Well yeah! But of course the amount of weird bronies don't know known of that! All they care about is ponies, memes, ponifying other fandoms, forgetting about other shows and movies they used to watch as kids! (Stops rewinding at Twilight's alicorn transformation in Magic Mystery Cure then starts fast forwarding again)

Sunrise Blossom: Well then, here's an idea. You know how Pumbaa suggested how you two should watch YOUR story of Lion King?

Timon: Uh-huh.

Pumbaa: Ooh, I think I know where this is going.

Sunrise Blossom: Well, why not tell everyone what really happened in every episode of MLP? (Stops fast forwarding at the Changelings in To Where and Back Again)

(All three of scream and cower under their seats)

Timon: Phew! That was horrifying experience of Deja Vu.

Pumbaa: Yeah. It's as if we accidently paused at a freeze frame of something terrifying in this cinema before!

Sunrise Blossom: Was it a terrifying close up of the three hyenas?

Pumbaa: Yeah.

Timon: Wait a minute. Wait a minute! Hold on! Time out! I'm having a brainstorm! I've just had the best idea in HISTORY!

Pumbaa: Are you sure? I'm pretty certain all of your ideas were the best.

Sunrise Blossom: Yeah. You often did come up with cool ones.

Timon: Ah but this one I'm sure will top all of the others! Why don't we tell these over the top meme obsessed bronies here what REALLY happened in every episode of MLP?!

Pumbaa: Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! You really are the smartest meerkat ever, Timon!

Timon: Well ya know, I try.

Sunrise Blossom: But, didn't I just come up with the idea...

Timon: Not now Sunrise. I'm thinking.

Sunrise Blossom: Does he always take credits for other people's ideas, Pumbaa?

Pumbaa: Heh. Oh, you'll get used to it eventually. I know I did. He's just fooling around.

Timon: Yes. Another little backstage tour! Take everyone behind the scenes, show them what Hasbro didn't want to show them because all they cared about was making toys and making Twilight the star biller, take everyone behind the scenes for a revealing of an intimate look of the stories within the stories...

Pumbaa: Didn't you already make that speech?

Timon: It's the only speech I can come up with whenever we have these sorts of occasions.

Pumbaa: Ah.

Sunrise Blossom: So does this mean we're heading back to Season One?

Timon: No Sunrise. No. As I've said to Pumbaa before. We're gonna go way back. Way way way back. To BEFORE the beginning.

*Title of this series shows up in big writing: ''MY. LITTLE. PONY. 4. AND. A. HALF.''. Then the screen breaks to reveal the beginning of this fanfic*