Haha…would it be weird if I told you all I came up with this idea in the bathroom??

Just so you all know, I finished Breaking Dawn in two days. Did anyone beat that?

Disclaimer: I don't own Edward or Bella.


I cringed for what seemed like the millionth time today. Curse god and what he does to females. If it weren't for him, I wouldn't have to go through the absolute torture of smelling Bella's blood so strongly. The smell was so...alluring. Of course stealing her virtue would be a messy and painful ordeal right now. As would eating her.

"I'm sorry Edward." She said once again.

"It's alright love. It's not your fault." I said with a sigh and kissed the top of her forehead trying not to attack her neck.

I hate Bella's monthly periods.


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