Hi, my name is Maximum Ride call me anything but Max and you won't live to tell the tale. Anyways, today is my first day at my new school, in a new place. My mom, sister and I moved to Arizona yesterday so I haven't really had the time to meet my new neighbors, let alone make new friends.
Back to the point. I was woken up today two freaking hours early by my devil sister Ella. Why you may ask. "Duh, you've got to be able to impress the boys on you're first day of school." Her words not mine. By being able to impress the boys, she meant covered in layers and layers of makeup, something the sarcastic tomboy, Max Ride, just didn't do. So I when I got wind of the devil's plans, made a deal with the devil instead, a compromise, she got to choose my outfit.
Seeing as to the fact that Ella didn't have enough time to rush to the mall and bye me a whole new outfit, she just had to make do with my sadly for her, minuscule wardrobe which meant, dark grey skinny jeans with a off the shoulder light grey top that said Rules are meant to be broken and my silver feather charm necklace. I've got to admit, this outfit wasn't too bad.
As soon as I entered the school, I was approached by someone who was obviously a slut and honestly, it wasn't a good look on her. A hot pink skirt that barley covered an inch of her thighs and a crop top that wasn't doing a very good job of hiding her obviously fake cleavage. She was literally the definition of slut.
"Honey, I'm sorry but your fashion sense is just …. Horrible. There's no better word for it." Slut told me, eyeing me up and down.
"I'm sorry, what was your name?" I asked her, smiling sweetly.
"Lisa's. Why?" She asked, responding to my smile with a smirk.
" Well Lissa, let's see, mini skirt, crop top, loads of makeup … " I checked off, circling her.
" SLUT ALERT ! " I shouted drawing stares and a few snickers from the students around us while Lissa just gasped in horror.
" You bitch! " Lissa shrieked, waving her perfectly manicured hands at me.
" Honey, if I'm a bitch, what does that make you ? " I asked in my signature sarcastic tone. Figuring that it was good enough, I walked away, leaving her with her mouth wide open.
" Oh and Lissa, you might want to shut your mouth before you eat a fly. " Even without turning back, I could hear Lissa sputter and stomp away in her high heels.