SONIC 06: THE FANFIC! chaptur 1:beggings of teh GAME
''AAH, THE TOWN OF SOLEANNA! CHEEP PS4s,WII Us but same perice xbxones.''said Soponic. ''The festivsaal hes start.'' ''GLAD, wei used the teraen.''SAID tails loudly. ''The buos is ntot goog.'' later the princess elize came on baot and annuced to the people:''The peoerle at Sosenic team had badu times ande good etimes but THIS IS UNE OF THE BAD GIMES!*HELDS UP sonci 2006* ALSO i promise that this yeer will be the best ferestival. AT SUDDEN EGGMAN COMES IN AND BURBS SOME THSINGS FDOWN! ''I have fiund the priness and i am goeing to uose you for noa reason AT OLL!''shouted Eggman to the crawde. ''eh fuick i donut care.''said The soilders. ''BUT THIS OS THE PRINCESS!''celled the Citizens. ''fuick you letts do shit and other shot.''sreplayed thesoliders and loeft the area ofe fire. ''I am sonic. sonic the hedgehog!''said sonic. ''ur sluiver the hedgohog.''siad elise. ''im blue.''said sonuic and he dide sonic kindof stuffe to teh robts and other thigs AND ELISEA was escuecd and dr eggmane was lefted behing in teh dust.
Sonic wand elise werer running through the tawn of solenna when shudenly more fuckiong robots come. ''NOW I WHANT YOUR SHIT POWAR to do ranodem stuff!''shouyetd eggman. ''fuck you, leise. im fightine the robot!''shoyted osnic and he fihghted teh robots but dr eggman was capturiong elsie at teh samt time whas happing. ''shit i will sove you in dhaytime!''shouted sonic. ''TAKE THIST FUCKONG EMERALD!''shoyted eloise and it whas blue and on teh grounb. ''xbones are cheep too?!''said sonic. ''LETS BUY thom so that i cahn play ryse and titaonfall!''shoyuted tails. ''you fucking wish.''said sonic.
SONIC and tials and kncukels were walking in teh town and tryong to figutre out why the lipsync sucks. ''WHAT FUKERS made our liksync suck!?''shouted knuckles. ''sonic teem not givinge shit.''said tails. ''why you shintheads!''said sonic.
they went to teh shop but they hade no money. ''GAME breakong shit here!''shoyuted teh shopkeepur. ''dont hove fukcing money.''said sonic. ''OH SHITE!''shouted teh shopkeepur. ''he cant litesped dash to teh frist level.''said knuckles.
SONIC WENT TOE ALBORTO ROBERTE to do a chollenge for teh lightspeed shoes because teh challengo was liek superman 64. ''u really wianna do this?''said albeto. ''yeah, man!''shoyuted sonic. sonic was runnign and jumping throufh rings like a badass but when he usod spirngs he pushed fuwards and he had to mave aroud tor it to finish. ''WHY does thot happen?''said sonuic. ''ask teh shitty physics thot can make a carr jump with shadowe.''said alberto. ''SO shadoews here.''said knuckles. sonic has teh lightspeed shoes and he went trhru the troil of rings easliley and tails flyod and knuckles glideod. ''oh wowe, youre glidong sucks ass.''said rails. ''NOT FUNNY, BASTERD!''shoyuted knuckles.
tune in noxt week for chaptur 2: wave oceon!