Mother Assassin
:: I do not own Diablo… But Blizzard doe's::
DarkChild: Hello to you all! I'm sure you will have a baaall
You better be quick in reading our you can suck my Weenie .
Now start Reading and review. Thank you.
It was a normal day at camp. Druid was combing his wolfs:: All 3000 of them!:: Barbarian was playing with dolls. Paladin was eating 5 month old cheese. And Necromancer was playing Chess with one of his Blood Golems.
And the Sorceresses Was trying a new spell. And the Amazon was target practice on a Goat Man. But The Assassin was not having a good time , She was puking every 30 minutes.
Necromancer : Damn you beat me again my Golem , Very clever
Barbarian: Please don't hurt me Im just a girl! Oh but I will hurt you!
Druid: Who's a pretty wolf your all pretty wolfs .
Paladin: weird tasting cheese… But good!
Goat man: Why the pain of spears!
Amazon : Because I hate you!
Sorceresses: My spell worked! I made a machine thingy thing.
Assassin: Hey All….ONE SEC
::Assassin runs to bathroom and again starts puking
Necromancer: It is not normal for Assassins to have to puke that much.
Sorceress: maybe my machine thingy thing can help.
:: 2 hours later::
Barbarian : she is strapped in
Sorceress : good. Little Plugs Sucking every part of her body
Amazon : Check
Sorceress : Good Time to press the button!
::presses the button ::
:: weird machine noises ::
Assassin : Well what's the news?
Sorceress: Congratulation ! Your going to be a Mother Of three!
Assassin: WHAT!!!!!! I CANT BE PREGNANT HOW WILL I FIGHT!
Sorceress: You wont fight
Assassin: Who is the father ?
Sorceress we fond out…. You wont like it though..
Assassin : who is it!
Sorceress: Diablo.
To be continued……….
:: I do not own Diablo… But Blizzard doe's::
DarkChild: Hello to you all! I'm sure you will have a baaall
You better be quick in reading our you can suck my Weenie .
Now start Reading and review. Thank you.
It was a normal day at camp. Druid was combing his wolfs:: All 3000 of them!:: Barbarian was playing with dolls. Paladin was eating 5 month old cheese. And Necromancer was playing Chess with one of his Blood Golems.
And the Sorceresses Was trying a new spell. And the Amazon was target practice on a Goat Man. But The Assassin was not having a good time , She was puking every 30 minutes.
Necromancer : Damn you beat me again my Golem , Very clever
Barbarian: Please don't hurt me Im just a girl! Oh but I will hurt you!
Druid: Who's a pretty wolf your all pretty wolfs .
Paladin: weird tasting cheese… But good!
Goat man: Why the pain of spears!
Amazon : Because I hate you!
Sorceresses: My spell worked! I made a machine thingy thing.
Assassin: Hey All….ONE SEC
::Assassin runs to bathroom and again starts puking
Necromancer: It is not normal for Assassins to have to puke that much.
Sorceress: maybe my machine thingy thing can help.
:: 2 hours later::
Barbarian : she is strapped in
Sorceress : good. Little Plugs Sucking every part of her body
Amazon : Check
Sorceress : Good Time to press the button!
::presses the button ::
:: weird machine noises ::
Assassin : Well what's the news?
Sorceress: Congratulation ! Your going to be a Mother Of three!
Assassin: WHAT!!!!!! I CANT BE PREGNANT HOW WILL I FIGHT!
Sorceress: You wont fight
Assassin: Who is the father ?
Sorceress we fond out…. You wont like it though..
Assassin : who is it!
Sorceress: Diablo.
To be continued……….