I do not own Black Lagoon or its characters.

PARENTAL ADVISORY

BLACK LAGOON is rated M for Mature and is recommended for mature readers. It contains graphic violence, strong language, nudity, adult situations, drinkin', smokin', ass-kickin', law breakin', gun-love, running with scissors and just about everything your mother ever told you not to do.

I always wanted to put that in the heading! LOL!

"Hey! Hey! I'm home!" Revy cried out as she walked in the door of the Lagoon Couriers office and tossed her duffel bag on the couch. Dutch sat behind his desk writing something while Benny stood in the kitchen door with a cup of coffee.

"Hey Revy" Benny said.

"Welcome back," said Dutch, "Good trip?"

"Yeah," She said, "Once Balalaika and I showed up, the Cambodians that were giving her trouble suddenly didn't have the guts to keep it up. They guaranteed that her shipments to Hotel Moscow would flow as smooth as silk from now on. It was a boring week, though I did enjoy spending some girl time with big sis." She looked around the office and asked, "Where's Rock?"

"He took something down to the warehouse, and should be back any minute now." Dutch said.

As if on cue, the door opened and Rock walked in. He stopped and smiled when he saw her and said "Hey Revy!"

Revy grinned as she looked him over. Rock was dressed in combat boots with blue jeans and a white tank top shirt. "Well, well! Aren't we dressed casual today?" she said out loud, but she was thinking, Damn he looks good like that!

Rock just smiled and said, "Oh well it was a lift and tote day and I didn't have to see any customers. It's bad enough keeping my suits clean without doing manual labor in them."

Revy squinted at him and asked, "Rock? What's that on your arm?"

Behind her Dutch looked at Benny and bounced his eyebrows twice. Benny just smirked and sipped his coffee.

"Huh?" Rock said looking at his arms and then at his left shoulder. "Oh!" he said, "I got that while you were gone. I hope you like it."

"Rock!" Revy exclaimed, "How did you know where to go get a tattoo? You have to pick a good artist and even then if they are not clean, you can get a really bad infection!"

"Don't worry Revy," Rock said as he walked over to her, "I talked to Sawyer; she told me where the best place to get one in Roanapur was."

"Sawyer!" Revy said as she dragged him to the window to get better light to look at his shoulder. Revy stopped and thought about it for a second, "Hmm, well yeah I guess she would know where the cleanest place would be wouldn't she."

Revy turned to him and leaned over to get a close look. She froze, blinked a couple of times and slowly stood up straight and stared him in the face. "Rock?" she said in a small voice, "that's…"

"Jack Rackham's emblem, just like the ones on your cutlasses." He said as he smiled at her, "I just thought that since we were such good partners now I would get one to match. I hope you like it."

Revy grabbed the front of his pants and yanked him up against her. "Rock," She growled, "I'm so hot for you right now." Rock's eyes opened wide and a little, "Eeep!" escaped his lips as she crushed herself to him.

Benny said, "Uh oh!" and took off into his computer room. Dutch sighed, got up and headed out the door. "I'll be at the Yellow Flag if anyone cares." Dutch said.

Behind him he heard Rock say, "Revy! Revy! Not right here! REVY! ACK!"

A/N: Revised the revision of my revision. As always please leave a review.