My Life as a Hero
Chapter 1
Hello, my name is Finn. I have no last name because my bro Jake's family found me near the woods. So I basically grew up under the wings of Jake's family. He's pretty chill.
As of right now it's been 18 years since Jake's family found me. I really don't know the exact date, but Jake's mom described it as sunny and very hot. So I'm guessing it was summer.
Since Jake and I grew up together, he's probably 18, but in dog years he's 126. But he seems pretty much older than 18. I mean he has 5 kids. He did the reproductive cycle or Tier 15 with Lady Rainicorn.
Ever since I was a child I was always wearing a white hat with tiny bear ears. So I decided to not be naked all the time (which I was). When I turned 3, I made a blue outfit with a pair of navy blue shorts to match. But later that day, Jake's dad found out that I made the outfit out of his favorite carpet. I pretty much grew into the clothes, but it surprisingly still fits me.
A couple of years ago when I was 12, I found out that I was prophesied to be the hero to save the Land of Oo or any part of anything. It seems very exciting. I mean it is, but it is also very hard. One time I had to fight this guy named Simon Petrikov who is now some old hag named Ice King. He is a princess stealer and I have to save all em' princesses with Jake and my sword.
It sucks on how I still didn't go thru puberty yet. Late bloomers suck, sadly I'm one of them.