Cookie: HELLO ALL PEOPLE OF FF! I'm cookie ninja, but please call me cookie! Anyways this is my first story and pretty much a test, so it's only a one-shot, I'll try to get some multiple chapter stories going later on but -
Ed; Hurry up already
Winry: SERIOUSLY! You always do this and ... blah blah blah- HEY!
Cookie: HA! I control whatever you say bitch now, STFU.
Ed: well, Winry just got beat by a thirteen year old high on coffee so I'll do the disclamer.
Cookie dose not and never will own FMA or any thing close because she is dead broke and will be for the rest of her life.
Cookie: * mopes in emo corner * any who! Onto the SHOW!
Warnings: Winry, bad language dissing of milk, me on coffee/sugar/cookies.
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Ed: * walks in *
Winry: * drinking glass of something while looking up at Ed and smiling * Hey Ed!
Ed: Hi Winry!
Winry:Hey want a glass of my homemade drink?
Ed: What flavor is it?
Winry: MILK FLAVORED!
Ed: no thanks, i don't like milk.
Winry: * eye twitch * what was that?
Ed: I-I don't like milk...
Winry: * more eye twitches * everybody like milk...
Ed: Yeah, but I don't
Winry: Everybody. * in unnaturally deep voice * Likes. * even deeper * Apples
Ed: yeah but I don-
Winry: * Still in deep voice * DRINK IT YOU MOTHER FUCKER!
Ed: AHHHHHHH!
And thats why Ed hates milk so much.
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Cookie: * reading over * OKAY it's done ! Oh, and I got this from a vid on youtube but instead it was about apples and Winry and Ed weren't the characters. Feel free to do whatever you please and all flames go in my oven to make more ninja star cookies! Now i have to leave to eat cookies. COOKIE OUT!
~ Cookie Ninja 33
Cookie count ( flames per any story ) :0 ( 1 flame =1 cookie )