A/N: I've had this idea for a while. What if the Flock got shot forward in time, to Halo? TO BLOOD GULCH! TO RvB! Bwahahaha! XD No pairings, just plain RvB and Maximum Ride fun. Bwahaha... Oh, and I had a better title for this, but I procrastinated and forgot.

Top ten reasons to procrastinate:

1.
...I'll finish it later.

Disclaimer: I do not own the flock, RvB, or Sheila the tank. Sorry.

-Max-

We were finally at the last Itex facility. It was huge, though. We watched as Iggy and Gazzy set the bomb. They finished and we took off quickly, flying through the empty halls. Then I heard Iggy cry, "Someone's messing wi—"

He never got to finish that sentence, because it blew up.

———

-Church-

I was spying on the Reds. "Hey," Tucker asked, "What're they doing now?"

I sighed, turning to him. "They're just standing and talking. That's all they ever do! That's what they were doing last week, that's what they were doing five minutes ago. So, five minutes from now, when you ask me…" I was about to say more, when I saw something fall from the sky. "What the hell was that?" I asked rhetorically, staring into the scope. It looked like six kids… with wings…?

"How would I know? I never get the sniper rifle!"

What the fuck?

"Tucker, quit your bitching. We need to go fast."

———

-Angel-

I woke up, blinking, hearing voices. I heard someone say, "Hey, you're awake. What's your name?"

My eyes opened as I listened to the thoughts around me. That's weird, they have wings. I blinked. God, why does Church get to talk to them? Jeez… and Caboose won't let me have the sniper rifle, either. How come I never get the fucking sniper rifle? I smiled at that, and said, "Hi, Church." I looked at him curiously and asked, "What's with the armor?"

Whoa, how does she know my name? "Er…" He paused. "You see, we're fighting a war against the Reds… and this armor is how we tell who is who, and to protect us…"

I nodded. I read the last one's thoughts… most of it was just saying Church was his best friend, and that… Tex is a mean lady? What does that mean? "Church, who's Tex?" What the…? How does she know about my girlfriend? "Oh. She's your girlfriend. Where is she?"

"…you're a creepy little girl… how old are you, six?"

"Seven," I corrected.

"Uh-huh," he muttered. "So, who're your friends there? And what's your name?"

"I'm Angel," I said, then pointed to each of them in turn. "Gazzy, my brother, Iggy, Max, Fang, and Nudge."

"How'd you get wings?"

I sighed, then started to tell him.

———

-Church-

"So… you grew up in a lab, lived with a man who betrayed you, ran from this 'Itex' company or whatever, supposedly saved the world, then got blown up and sent here?"

I saw familiar cyan armor. "Maybe the bomb sent you forward in time!"

"Shut up, Tucker."

"I think it is a good idea!" Caboose said from above.

"Shut up, Caboose!"

"I told you! My name's not Caboose! My name is O'Malley!" The last part was in a creepy voice.

"Yeah, yeah," I muttered.

"Uh, Church…? He's scaring me."

"Ugh… where are we?" She looked over as another one of them woke up.

"Blood Gulch," Angel said, smiling. "This is Private Church." I paused. "Outside is Caboose, or O'Malley, as he likes calling himself… and the annoying one is Tucker."

"Hey!"

"Shut up, Tucker!" She said. I grinned.

"Learning already…"

———

After everyone was situated, and many denials were shouted—What the hell?! This can't be true!—we finally got them to believe it. "So," Angel said innocently to me, "Where's Tex?"

Six feet down a hole.

The little girl grimaced, sighing. "Did you cry?"

"No!…maybe…but don't tell anyone!"

She snickered and nodded, walking off. A few minutes, I heard Tucker laugh. I walked in and said, "All right, what's so funny?"

"…nothing…" Angel looked up at me innocently.

I sighed. "Dammit, Tuck-"

"WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE, CHURCH!" I heard Max scream from somewhere above me. I winced, as did Angel.

The little girl walked over to me and whispered, "Max knows everything. It's creepy."

Above, I could barely hear Max mutter, "Damn straight…"

———

-Grif-

We'd been searching our godforsaken box canyon for hours in the Puma but we couldn't find the giant, winged things I'd seen with the sniper rifle scope.

"I bet the Blues have them!" Simmons said.

"Better than being here," I muttered, eyeing Sarge, who was by the Puma, plotting… something.

I sighed. "Hey, rookie," I said, summoning Donut. "You go spy on the Blues." I handed him the sniper rifle. "Good luck."

———

-Angel-

"Caboose," I asked him, "Why did you kill Church in the tank?"

"It was not my fault," He stated immediately.

"…" Right now, Church was swearing in his mind at Caboose. That damn teamkilling fucktard! I swear, someday I'm going to shoot his fucking head off, see how he likes it! And he got my girlfriend mixed up in this, too! If we see another freelancer, that's not Tex or trying to kill one of us, I will get them to fucking kill him!

Et cetera.

"Yeah… I don't think he likes you, Caboose."

"No one likes him," Tucker said.

Caboose whimpered. "…I like me!"

"You don't really have a choice," I said. "Since you're you."

"Okay," Tucker mumbled, "That's really fu—"

"WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!"

"—ahem… confusing."

Suddenly, I heard new thoughts; Jeez. Stupid Grif just made me spy on the Blues because he doesn't want to do it… or because he's jealous of my light red armor…

I blinked. "Be right back…" I ran out, taking off quickly. I searched around until I saw someone in pink armor. I landed by them, smiling. "Hello!"

The pink-armored person jumped. "Oh. Hello. Who are you?"

"My name is Angel. What's yours?"

I could tell he was frowning in his pink armor. "Private Donut."

"Why do you have pink armor?"

"It's not pink! It's light red!"

"Mhmm…" I muttered. "Whatever you say… oh, yeah, and they already have a color for light red. Pink." I smiled innocently. "Don't worry, I think it's cute. Why are you spying on the Blue people?"

He sighed. "Because my stupid teammates are jealous of my light red—"

"Pink."

"—armor and don't want to do it themselves." Then he gasped. "Oh, my god, you have wings?"

"Took ya long enough," I muttered under my breath. I used my mind control to politely, erm, ask him to go back to his base. I flew back to blue base, where Church was out of his body. "What's going on?" I asked.

"I got out of Lopez so he could fix the tank," Church explained.

I nodded. "Where is the rest of the flock?"

"They're inside," Tucker muttered absently. I nodded.

"Thank you for activating the M808B main battle tank," A woman's voice said.

I blinked as Caboose cried, "Sheila!" very joyously.

"Hello, Caboose," 'Sheila' said. "Thank you for fixing me."

"A robot did it," I said, smiling innocently. "That one." I pointed at Lopez.

"I wasn't aware the squad was equipped with a robot… and who are you?"

"I'm Angel," I said, smiling.

"Oh." Then she saw Lopez.

"Er… Church… get back in your body."

"I will." He walked forward, disappearing. Lopez made that weird noise, shaking.

After a second, Church reappeared. "What the…? Who took my body?"

I blinked at the new thoughts. "Well," the robot said, turning. "Buenos dias, cockbites. Guess who's back?"

"WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!"

A/N: Lol! I loved that part so much. Tex pwns, royally pwns. XD As you can see, this fic mainly centers around Angel, who is definitely my favorite character now, and Church, and Tex, and Caboose... and Donut's pink armor. XD