A/N: I just re-watched Twilight, so I'm just doing this , which won't take a long time. Now, here's twilight Naruto version! It may or may not be a crack fic; I'll decide that when I write it. Also, if you review, your name will get written in the story, whether you flame or not. Enjoy! The casting is here, and the story starts in the next chapter!

And did you ever notice that if you look closely at the actors/actresses, they all look Asian at one point? Even the blondes. Weird.

Oh yeah, btw, It's going to be like Twilight, but with the ninja's names AND faces. The cast list just shows who they are, but not who they're acting as. Like, Sakura is Bella, but in the story she's Sakura Swan. And for the Cullens, they're the Uchihas instead XD Lol.

Oh yeah, and the Akatsuki are the Volturi, so they won't be appearing in the story until I make a New Moon Naruto Version.

So, it goes,

Who they're supposed to be: Real name: Name in the story

Example:

Bella Swan: Sakura Haruno: Sakura Swan

Get it? Good.

Main Cast

Bella Swan: Sakura Haruno: Sakura Swan

Edward Cullen: Sasuke Uchiha: Sasuke Uchiha

Alice Cullen: Hinata Hyuga: Hinata Uchiha

Jasper Cullen: Naruto Uzumaki (They both look overly constipated, so why not?): Naruto Uchiha

Emmett Cullen: Kakashi Hatake: Kakashi Uchiha

Rosalie Cullen: Yugao Uzuki (Anbu Black Ops): Yugao Uchiha

Carlisle Cullen: Minato Namikaze(I don't care if he died, 4th Hokage's Carlisle now): Minato Uchiha

Esme Cullen: Kushina Uzumaki(I don't care if she died, Naruto's mom is Esme now.): Kushina Uchiha

Jacob Black: Neji Hyuga (LOL): Neji Black "We used to make mudpies together." XD I CAN IMAGINE THAT

Billy Black: Fugaku Uchiha (I KNOW HE'S DEAD.): Fugaku Black

Charlie Swan: Sakura's dad (Yes, I know, we don't know who that is.): Charlie Swan

Bella's Mom: Sakura's mom (Yes, I know, we don't know who that is.): Renee Dwyer

Peter: Orochimaru auditioned for this, but instead, Iruka got it. LOL: Iruka

Laurence: Gai: Gai (LOOOOOOL)

Victoria: Kurenai Yuhi: Kurenai

James: Asuma Sarutobi: Asuma

Supporting Cast

Eric Yorkie: Rock Lee: Lee Yorkie

Mike Newton: Kiba Inuzuka: Kiba Newton

Jessica Stanley: Ino Yamanaka: Ino Stanley

Angela Weber: Temari no Sabaku (I know XD): Temari Weber

Tyler Crowley: Gaara no Sabaku (XD): Gaara Crowley

Mr. Molina: Some random teacher I pulled out from the ninja academy: Mr. Molina

The lady at the front office: Some random old lady I pulled from the street: The lady at the front office

Wylon: Some random dude I met at a fishing place: Wylon (He gets killed, anyways)

The lady who works as a waitress at the pancake place: Some random lady: The lady who works as a waitress at the pancake place

The waitress who tries to flirt with Edward: A slut I pulled from L.A. : The waitress who tries to flirt with Sasuke

The guys who try to molest Bella: Guys I found on the streets: The guys who try to molest Sakura

Jacob's friend who has only one line: Random dude: Neji's friend who has only one line

Jacob's friend who doesn't talk: Random dude: Neji's friend who doesn't talk

Guy who sells a book to Bella: Random old dude: Guy who sells a book to Sakura

The fan that blows Bella's hair around and causes Edward to look like he's going to puke: A fan: The fan that blows Sakura's hair around and causes Sasuke to look like he's going to puke

Okay, I admit it, now I'm just making random shit up.