It's Dan's turn now.
It was a cool, summers morning.
Dan goes outside.
Dan is hit by a bus.
Dan dies.
Phil is sad.
The funeral's on a Thursday.
Friday, Phil got a hamster.
The end.
AUTHORS NOTE
Dan always complains that we should 'stop killing Phil'. So I thought i'd make it even and obliged, I killed him. After receiving their new book my sister and I joked about this too much that it gave me the idea and I just felt the need to share it.