Mario approached sonichu slowly with a hungry look in his eyes he drooled a little. He was hungry for a cheese burger sonichu whipped one up faster than you can say alakawooshes Mario stared in delight as his devious eyes switched to sonichus back side. BECAUSE SONICHU HAD A SUBWOOFER ATTACHED TO HIS BACK SIDE MARIO CAME UP AND STARTED TO play Sonichu transformed into Gyrohedgie453 and flew around yourtube with threats of hacking. He mad3 a threat on BLACKbustercritic but he transformed into mega tron and round housed kiked gyro hedgie ove to where he now creeps on rated M fanfictions and under aged boys. Then as Mario approached sonichu he grumbled where is my cheese burger . But you may remember that sonichu was transformed into Gyro but somehow he is sonichu again. Sonichu said I don't have it then Ronald mc Donald flew in on gyro hedgies back and sprayed cheese burgers from his hands like in mc kids. FLASHBACK: when sonichu transformed into gyro hedgie as he was transforming back his mellecular particles separated and gyro hedgie became an evil twin of sonichu BUT he has the power of flight. Then BLACKbustercritic came and smashed his way through optimus prime he left a hole in him too. He came and yelled WHERE IS MARIO'S CHEEZBUGER! But a little sonic fag came and strted to cry because optimus prime left a rude comment on his sonic recolor that he worked really hard on and sent the DA mods to yell at him but the he died of a fat attack. But remember even though black buster left a hole in optimus prime the sonic fag ate black buster critic and then sat on optimus prime and crushed him with the sheer force of his fat ass. Mario was around still AND yelled SONICHU WHERE IS MY CHEESEBUGER! It seems that sonichu was distracted by the odd events that had happened. So BLACKbustercritic punched a hole out his way from the sonic fag and shoryuken sonichu's ass and yelled NO CHEESEBUGER YET DUMBASS. But then Ronald MC Donald came back and tied up black buster critic with French fries and shoved a cheese burger down his throught but then gyro hedgie flew in and started to come all over the situation but his propeller got caught on sonichus head and he was flung over great distances and then he flew into taco bell and his brains Mario teamed up with Blackbustercritic and sonichu teamed up with Ronald mcdonald. This would be BBC MARIO VS Sonichu Ronald street fighter style. Mario used his hadoken on Ronald mcdonalds ass and got a KO also Mario got a perfect because he didn't get hit. READ THE NEXT FANFICTION TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT IN THIS EPIC TALE OF LOVE,HATRED,AND BETRAYEL
