It was a rainy afternoon. Natsumi had just finished school and was walking home alone.
Huh. I wish Saburo were here. He would make this bad weather seem like nothing... Natsumi thought. Suddenly, a shadow came over her. Looking up, Natsumi saw Saburo holding an umbrella for her.
"S-Saburo! What are you doing here?" Natsumi asked, blushing.
"I'm just here to help a friend of mine. Is there something wrong with that?" the boy asked, smiling.
"N-No! It's just..." Natsumi's voice trailed off. She could imagine the whole scene in her head now.
"Saburo, I'm in love with you."
"Really? Me too!"
They would kiss in the sunset and live happily ever after.
"Natsumi!"
"Natsumi!"
"Natsumi!"
"Huh? Wha?" Natsumi said, confused.
"You seemed like you were day dreaming." Saburo chuckled.
"Yeah, I guess." the pink haired girl said sheepishly.
"Saburo? Can I tell you something?" Natsumi asked. She stopped walking.
"Sure. Anything."
"I...I love...you"
Saburo stared hard at the girl. Had he just heard what he just heard what he just heard he heard? He began to feel light headed.
"Nat...Natsumi... I...don't know..."
Suddenly, Saburo dropped the umbrella. With a swift movement, he reached into his pocket and pulled out a pistol.
"Saburo...!"
"I'm sorry Natsumi. I'm not meant to be with you. Now that I know that...that you love me...I-I just can't live anymore."
"What are you saying?"
"I...I hate you, Natsumi. Don't ever forget that."
With a bang, blood splattered onto the damp pavement. Bits of flesh clung onto the ground.
A shocked Natsumi fell to the floor, unable to beleive what just happened. She looked with glass eyes at what remained of Saburo. A body with no head. A bloody mess of brains on the sidewalk.
"Sa...Saburo...you fool...I was never really in love with you..." Natsumi whispered. "I always knew deep down that something was wrong...I always knew that...Giroro would be the better one..."
People started to gather around the scene. Police cars pulled up, and the platoon, who had somehow heard the gunshot, arrived as well.
"Saburo's dead?" Giroro asked, surprised.
"Well...in that case..." Keroro said, chuckling.
"OPPA GANGNAM STLYE!"
Everyone Gangnam Styled over the dead body of Saburo, partying and celebrating.
AN: This is for all you Saburo haters...If you liked Saburo I'm sorry, but I just felt like writing this...