Greetings, peasant.
Oh, excuse me. You must be some kind of royalty if you are reading this, are you not? At least a noble. Surely not a filthy peasant. I will not be disgraced as such.
Not that peasants could read this if they wanted to. This is meant for certain eyes only.
So, I shall begin again.
Greetings, person.
I am Princess Azula of the Fire Nation, daughter of Fire Lord Ozai and Princess Ursa, sister to Zuzu -Zuko, I mean- and niece to the Dragon of the West, Iroh.
I am taking the liberty and time to pen down what I have been taught since I was young. After all, I realize that not everyone is fortunate enough to receive such an extensive education as my own. You must feel very fortunate, to have a princess of such high status making the effort to write these words to you. Take my advice to heart. You will need it.
I have written down the rules and tips to being a perfect princess figure and ruling some place of your own. Unfortunately, it is not in my power to make you a prodigy. You are either born a prodigy, like myself, or a failure (like my brother).
I am broadcasting this on what they call "the Internet". At least, that's what PrincessWraven, the owner of this account, told me before I took it over. I now have her tied up in a chair in the corner of the room.
That's besides the point. I will be adding more rules and tips as to how to be a Princess Prodigy as I think of them. As for now, I advice that you memorize what is. You'll never know when you need them.
-Princess Azula
Psst, it's me, PrincessWraven.
I don't have much time.
Don't listen to anything Azula says. Remember: Azula always lies.
Though it's true that she did kidnap me and hijack my account.
Take my word for it, she's-
Uh oh, she's coming back.
I'll try to get more in soon.
-PW