It was a normal day in pallet ash was sleeping and pikachu was running away cause of the little kids.
ash was daydreaming about how's his journey after leaving kalos losing the finals and getting his fourth kiss as he was 16 he didn't what to respond after Serena kissed him but it remembered all his old friends back in the in the days he said in his mind."damn I got a lot of hoes but only got kissed four times but never got in bed with one of them course I slept with them but never something naughty not like Garymotherfucking oak who slept with a bunch of girls during his journey I think he got one of them pregnant. I don't want to be like Gary just smashing them I know Brock will but I want to keep it 100% loyal but I can't find the right one. Misty was just weird I know she never had a crush on me she was into Garymotherfucking oak but Gary wasn't into her he just wanted to smash. May was much different from misty but not for me she was trying to be like me a Pokémon trainer but that backfired I was never such a huge fan of girls in contest fashion. Dawn was almost the same as may but not as much some people thought I we were dating even Garymotherfucking oak exploded my phone but we were never a thing we just friends. And I don't want to talk about my unova journey as it was a huge disaster my friends were trashed only cilian was ok but IRS was horrible I should've just stayed in shinoh or travel alone as most of my Pokémon didn't even evolved which makes me so mad.
my kalos journey was something to remember I really don't give a fuck about clemont as his inventions were ok but not the best as they always exploded Bonnie was just annoying as she always loud and a really big butt but Serena was even more annoying as she always around me ever since we were 6 I know she has a huge crush on me but I kinda like her but I was lost interest on her after she kissed I mean she was a bad kisser I'm pretty sure that I was her first kiss but not only she was bad kissing but her breath was bad it tasted like rotten eggs and I hate how she dress in the beginning when she had long hair and her skirt she was pretty and kinda beautiful but after losing her first Pokémon showcase I don't what happened the stress must've got her as she cut her hair and she changed the way she dress I new for Garymotherfucking oak he would smash but after that and the kiss I was done of her. Most of friends have girlfriends and Brock is engaged, Garymotherfucking oak is dating misty for four years, i don't know what happen to may and dawn as there both single but they kept posting pics on instagram with a dude every single weekend. All I want is to be in love with someone
well this is my first fanfic