Just some random silliness for you. I know most of you won't recognize the song it's based off of. It's "Cowboy Logic" By Muchael Martin Murphey.
There's a great American cartoon
that we all look up to
when we're all bored
there's nothing on
and it's all that's left to do
now a Transformer's got a set of rules
that he lives by day to day
and if you ask for his advice
he'll more that likely say
(Decepticons!)
If it's an Autobot, shoot it
if it's an energy plant, loot it
while Megatron boasts about his grand new scheme
if it's a building, trash it
if it get's in your way, smash it
if you can't tear it, use a laser beam
Now that's Decepticon logic
every Decepticon's got it
it's in the way he lives his life and the necks he wrings
that's Decepticon logic
every Decepticon's got it
he's got a simple solution for just about anything
(Autobots!)
if it's a fire, use water
if it's a flyer, don't bother
'cause you can shoot and not hit one all day
if it's a punch, duck it
if it's broke, chuck it
Wheeljack'll probably fix it anyway.
That's Autobot logic
every Autobot's got it
it's in the way he lives his life and the songs Jazz sings
that's Autobot logic
every Autobot's got it
he's got a simple solution for just about anything
That's Transformer logic
every Transformer's got it
it's in the way he lives his life and the songs Jazz sings
that's Transformer logic
every Transformer's got it
he's got a simple solution for just about anything
he's got a simple solution for just about anything.