iNeed A Kidney
One day, Carly, Sam, Freddy, and Spencer were at the apartment they hang out in.
Carly: What should we do today?
Sam: Eat food! –raids the fridge-
Freddy: I feel pain in my kidney area!
Spencer: I explode now! –explodes now-
Carly: I think Freddy needs a kidney transplant!
Freddy: Get my mom! –passes out-
Freddy's Mom: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY LITTLE FREDDY! –jump out of a window and dies-
Carly: Sam, call 911!
Sam: No thanks.
-Commercial Break-
Gibby: Hi, I'm Gibby, and I like to dance with my shirt off! –takes shirt off and dances for 11 minutes-
-Commercial Break-
Now at the hospital, the gang is finding out what's wrong with Freddy.
Doctor Phatbottum: Freddy needs a kidney, and the only person who can donate their kidney is Sam!
Carly: Gasp!
Freddy: -cough- Gasp!
Sam: OOOOOHHH! You got chicken in this place!
Carly: Sam, will you give Freddy your kidney?
Sam: No.
Carly: Is there anyway you could change your mind.
Sam: I'll think about it.
Later….
Sam: Oh gosh Freddy, I never really wanted you to die!
Freddy: I would never have expected this plot twist about you needing to give me a kidney ever.
Sam: Me neither.
Freddy: I'd miss you!
Sam: I'd miss you too!
Freddy: So, will you donate your kidney?
Sam: -changes from sad tone to evilly happy tone- NO!
Freddy: -dies of a kidney heart attack tumor cancer-
Monster Truck: -drives through the hospital and kills Carly and Sam and Doctor Phatbottum.
THE END
