Author's Note:

This is just a goofy idea that popped into my head one night, at like 4:30 in the morning, so just to let you know the grammar is pretty horrendous. Hope you enjoy! :)

Disclaimer: Me? Owning Harry Potter? Yeah don't think so. That all belongs to the lovely J.K. Rowling.

I sat there lying in my bed dreading sleeping. Ever since that fateful day I have had the same recurring nightmare haunting me. Oh! But only if it was just a nightmare! But no…it was a memory…

****FLASHBACK***

I remember that day like it was yesterday. I was coming out of the boy's lavatory on the fifth floor. I remember wondering why there was no one in the hallways or in any line of sight, and then...I heard it.

It was the sound of torturous screaming. A noise which even I, who have tortured puppies just for the fun of it, cringed upon hearing. It was like glass being shattered into a million tiny pieces. Worse than the girly shout the Dark Lord made when Harry Potty escaped from the graveyard in fourth year. And it was approaching...I could hear it louder and louder and...

"WERE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ!"

Oh god! What is Oz? Who was this wizard? And why the hell would someone sing such a horrid song?

Suddenly I was struck like a bat flying strait out of hell.

"OWWW! Frick!"

I looked up and saw an odd looking girl with dirty blonde hair and eyes that were a mix of grey and blue. She suddenly jumped off me, obviously noticing the awkward position we were in, and I noticed how small the girl was. I mean she seriously might be a dwarf. Hmm I don't remember father deary mentioning any witches that were dwarfs…I'll have to ask him.

"Hey! Watch where you're going asshole!"

I blinked. Who the hell does this midget think she is? I'm Draco Malfoy! Prince of Slytherin! I rule this school! But before I could retort, she left and all I could see was a flash of her red and gold tie...Damn Gryffindors...And then I heard it, the ungodly screeching, for the last and final time:

"WERE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ!"

Author's Note: Oh yeah and I don't own the Wizard of Oz either. XD