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I've had this idea for ages. Should be about 5 chapters long, if all goes according to plan. Which it should. Because for this one, unlike all my other chapter stories, I actually planned ahead the entire thing.

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It had started a few weeks before New Year's. December 2nd, to be exact.

The day after Robin's birthday.

He'd been showered with gifts, like he had been every year, but he'd gotten one that was much more… special than the others.

A kiss.

Not the one Zatanna had given him on the cheek that afternoon. That kiss meant nothing to him, despite how he acted afterwards. Keyword: acted.

He'd been given a more meaningful, and frankly much better kiss earlier that day.

From his best friend. The one he'd been crushing on for months.

He really didn't understand how it happened.

One second he'd been lounging on his couch playing video games with his best friend, the next he was getting the kiss of his life. The next second he was officially the boyfriend of one Wally West and the next he was being kissed again.

Best three seconds of his life.

But they didn't tell anybody about their relationship. Not the Team, not their friends, not their mentors, not even Alfred. Wally knew his parents would never be accepting of their relationship. But he wanted people to know he was Dick's and Dick was his. He'd always promise that the second he turned eighteen and no longer needed his parents for food and shelter and the bare necessities of life he'd climb to the tallest mountain and scream his love for the bird for everyone to hear.

At that point Dick would call him an idiot and go back to kissing him.

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Little did they know that while they were... enhancing their relationship, a pair of archers happened to be put in a similar situation.

Artemis was sneaking into Roy's apartment through the window. She turned to close the window, looking back to see the older archer aiming an arrow at her head. She smirked as he lowered his bow and rolled his eyes.

"Why don't you ever just come through the door like a normal person?" He sighed.

"I don't want anyone to know I know you."

"Oh. Ouch."

She laughed as she walked up to him, winding her arms around his neck as he lifted her up onto the counter. He pressed his lips against hers in a sweet, chaste kiss. She hummed happily and wrapped her legs around him, letting the kiss escalate further, before they were interrupted by someone ringing the doorbell.

The couple intended to ignore it, insisting on continuing their kiss until the visitor spoke through the door. "Roy? It's Ollie. You home?"

The archers instantly broke apart. Artemis slid off the counter, releasing her grip on Roy, and vice versa.

"Shit," Roy cursed, "Ollie. He forgot his phone here last night. We were, um, going to… train?"

"Yeah," Artemis panted, catching her breath, "Training. Right."

Roy walked to the door, while the blonde archer smoothed out her hair and re-adjusted her sweater. A moment later, Oliver Queen strolled into the kitchen. "Hey, Artemis. Wasn't expecting to see you here."

"Yeah, Roy and I were just going to get some target practice in before patrol."

He pulled both of them in for a hug, saying, "Well isn't that adorable? You two doing some good ol' brother-sister bonding," the two younger archers grimaced, making their mentor chuckle, "Try not to shoot each other, alright? I'll just grab my phone and be out of your hair."

He released both of them, grabbed his phone off the table and left, waving to them. The archers both leaned against the counter, sighing and sinking to the floor. Roy pulled Artemis onto his lap, nuzzling into her hair. "That was way too close."

"No kidding," she replied, running a hand through his red hair as he started placing soft kisses along her collarbone. "So…," she traced her lips on his neck, biting softly, "Do you wanna start that… training?"

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The archers had experience hiding things from their friends, and they were careful. The bird and the speedster, on the other hand, were rookies, even if Robin's identity was still a secret for the most part. They didn't realize the problem with having a secret relationship is that you constantly have to think about making sure it stays a secret. Having to resist the urge to show any affection while in a public place, or surrounding by people. Everything needs to stay behind closed, preferably locked doors.

Mount Justice's living room, when they think there's no one else there, is not a good spot. Of course, tell that to the two lovers, kissing on the couch.

Wally lay on top of the younger, holding his boyfriend's hips, thin arms around his neck. The kisses weren't much, just the couple being dorks like they always were. But they were enough.

Enough to freak Artemis out when she walked in to find them lip-locked.

"Uh, wow, okay."

They broke apart, hearing her stunned voice. Wally quickly sped off his lovebird. "Oh uh, Artie! Um. I can-"

"You two are a thing?"

"Um… it's… that's, uh…"

She smirked. "I knew it. I so knew it!"

"Knew what?" And naturally, Roy choose that moment to come visit his girlf- er. Visit his best friends.

Artemis turned her smirk to him. "They're a thing!"

"Who?"

"Robin and Kid Idiot, dumbass."

He looked to the two boys, both flustered, their cheeks tinted a light pink. "They are?"

"Yeah. I was just innocently going to get something to eat, and they're in here eating off each other's faces."

Wally instantly started defending them. "We weren't-"

Dick cut him off, continuing the sentence. "Doing that-"

"We were just, uh-"

"We thought no one-"

"Was here."

Artemis covered her mouth, mumbling to her boyfr- fellow archer. "Oh my god Roy, they even finish each other's sentences! That means they're together! I told you!"

Roy smirked.

"You can't tell anyone!" Wally practically screamed, "You have to promise you won't!"

Artemis shifted her hands to cross on her chest. "They have a right to know-"

"About you two being together-" Roy continued for her. Both boys were shocked, though the archers continued, unfazed, not even noticing their mistake.

"And if you aren't going to-"

"Tell them, why should we-"

"Cover for you?"

Both couples were silent until a smirk worked onto the speedster's and bird's faces, and realization hit both archers. Dick cackled, taunting them, his hands placed triumphantly on his hips. "I can think of reason…"

Artemis swore under her breath. "...Fine. You keep our secret, and we'll keep yours. For however long it's still a secret. M'gann already has her suspicions about you two."

Wally frowned. "And Kaldur thinks both you guys have a thing. But I think I have an idea of how trick them." And thus, the original four was born.

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So? What do you think? Should I do this?

Review for yay or nay.

OH BRILLIANT IDEA! Maybe I should make it 6 chapters long.

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