NEJI GOES TO DISNEYLAND

By RishiandSquee

A/N: Hurray! It's a fanfiction! RishiAndSquee are here to present Neji Goes to DisneyLand! This has been on one of our minds for awhile….Which one of us published this? You'll never know……Bwahahahahahahah-ha—ha!! (cough)

'neways, let's go! We don't own Naruto, Neji, Canada, Florida, Walt Disney, or anything else relating to this fanfiction. The only thing we mildly own is our Neji and Naruto plushies!

NEJI GOES TO DISNEYLAND

BY RISHIANDSQUEE

Neji sighed. It was eight o five AM and he was late. Not that he cared, but…

"NEJI! YOU UNYOUTHFUL JERK!" Lee screamed. "YOU'RE LATE!"

Fourteen year old Neji stood in the training area next to his teammate. "Yeah, yeah." He said, dismissing his teammate and looking at his sensei. "So, sensei. What's this super-secret-top-notch A rank mission we have to go on?" he asked, adjusting his headband. He had just been elevated to jonin, meaning that he finally got to go on A ranks.

Gai smiled, then chuckled. His chuckle turned into a laugh, and evil, youthful, laugh. He kept laughing, and laughing, his eyebrows dancing and his smile widening. What would creep most people out didn't bother Neji. He had, after all, been dealing with the same thing for two years now….

"Neji. Your mission today…..is to have fun." Gai said, smiling. "Lee told me how hard you've been working, and I've decided that one—you're a workaholic, and two—you need to enjoy yourself more. So my fine student Lee here—" he motioned to Lee. "—gave me the most wonderful suggestion! Today, he and I are bringing you to Disney Land! Isn't that wonderful?"

"No." Neji said bluntly, turning away. "I am not going on some stupid trip to a kiddie land with you two. There is no way in hell that you can make me go." He took a step away. They tricked him…! Those two morons tricked him….!! Neji was filled with embarrassment.

"We thought you'd say that." Gai said. "So my wonderful student Lee came up with another idea. Neji, your pay is officially docked until you come on this trip with us." He smirked. "Can you afford that?"

Gah….! He's right……Uncle will have a fit if I stop bringing money into the house….! Dammit…. Neji thought, his face flushing. How had he been caught so easily?! He, the great Neji Hyuuga, who had no relation to Canada whatsoever, was being forced into a trip! A child trip, no less! "….I'll come." He muttered. "Let's just wait for Tenten, and then go."

"NO!" yelled Lee.

"No?" Both Gai and Neji were surprised.

"She is late! She does not deserve to go on a trip!" Lee explained.

"….oh." Gai smiled. "What a wonderful idea, Lee!"

"Gai-sensei!"

"HUUUUUG!!"

Neji sighed. So how long until we get there?

A/N: END CHAPTER ONE! Will they ever get there? How long until Neji goes insane? (He's already gone insane….) Will TenTen miss out on the trip! Probably! Read and review, please!