Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of its characters. I silently cry at night because of that. Happy now?

Editors Note: This is my very first fic, so please excuse so grammar and spelling mistakes. I've put in my heart and soul into this fic and I'm hoping (actually praying) that you will like it. So here it is.

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"Ugh" I moaned as I rubbed my temples. I swear, Bella wants to kill me. This is the 3rd time she got me drunk.

"DEIDARA-SEMPAI!! THE GIRLIE IS WAKING UP!!"

My eyes shot open and I fell off my bed and landed with a thud on the ground. When I raised my head to see the soon-to-be-dead idiot, I nearly had a heart attack. Standing in front of me was Tobi! How in fucks name did he get here?!

Then, just before I could say something, a man with blond hair came barging into my room. I just sat there. Frozen. I mean, that's what any normal person would do if Tobi and Deidara had invaded your room!

Deidara just looked me up and down. Then, with a smirk on his face said:

"Nice, un."

Oh crap! I forgot that after the party last night I was too tired (and too drunk) to change into my pajamas, so I just went to sleep in my panties and top. I grabbed a cushion and pulled it over me, trying to cover myself up, but the damage has already been done.

Suddenly a crash came from the living room and I heard someone curse loudly. Oh please, please don't be who I think it is.

"Hidan probably broke something of yours, un. You should go check it out, yeah" Deidara said, that cocky smirk still on his face. I hate that smile of his.

I grabbed a pair of jeans that was sprawled on the floor and put them on. Tobi was studying my poster of Robert Pattinson. Tilting his head every few minutes. I decided to leave him to his business and slowly made my way to the living room.

On the way there, I heard someone yelling:

"They just have to put the fuckin things where you're supposed to fuckin walk! It really pisses me off when the motherfuckers do that!" That must be Hidan. No doubt about it. Then someone else yelled in a really creepy voice:

"Why don't we just eat the fuckin bitch? All our problems would be solved!" That must be Zetsu. Great. I have an overgrown plant in my house. The moment I entered the living room, my soul almost left my body. Kisame, Zetsu, Pein, Sasori, Hidan and Itachi. Deidara was standing behind me and I think Tobi was still studying my poster of Robert Pattinson.

"So you finally woke up then?" Pein asked me. I was too shocked to say anything. I was just standing there. Frozen like a stick.

WHY IS AKATSUKI IN MY FUCKIN HOUSE??!!!

And where are Konan and Kakuzu?

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Ok, so there it is. The first chappie. I will try my best to finish the second one soon.

R&R plz!!! And have mercy!!