A/N: This is silly and fun- that's about it. I own the 6 kids, Robby, Lil
Jimmy, Belinda, Danny, Susie, and Joey.
Lorelai Gilmore sat in Luke's on at a large table in the corner. Luke kept sending awkward looks her way. She was surrounded by 6 of the town's children. Taylor being Taylor came up with a special Valentine's Day Getaway for some parents, and he dropped the kids off at Luke's, telling him it was his town duty to baby-sit them. Luke promptly called Lorelai to rescue him. She figured a good way to get the relaxed and sleepy for naptime was to read to them.... Boy was she wrong.
"I want another," Robby whined.
"Another, Another, Another," they started to chant.
"What is this children of the dam-darned." She muttered to herself, "But I only brought 10 books."
"Another, Another, Another,"
"Lorelai," grumbled Luke.
"Okay, Okay," she thought quickly, "I'll tell you special stories that not everyone hears. Once upon a very long time-"
Belinda cut in, "You have to have a title."
"Um...Lore...lla....yah, Lorella, So where was I?"
Danny shyly raised his hand, "Once upon a time,"
"Alrighty, once upon a very long time ago, there was a girl who was called Lorella. And Lorella lived in a really big castle in a really big kingdom called Fort of Hart. Lorella was the Princess but she didn't feel like one because she didn't ever have any fun. Her parents, Queen DAR, and King CEO, were evil tyrants-"
"What's a tyrant?" Lil Jimmy questioned.
"Did I say tyrant, what I meant to say was evil sorceress and sorcerer...they put a spell on the house that Lorella could never have any fun, and she was locked in the house all the time, except for parties where they put her in a magic dress where she had to smile at everyone and make polite small talk. She usually sat in a corner and chewed her hair."
"Ewwwww."
"But one day her Prince, Prince Chris, came and gave her a gift, a baby-"
"How do you make babies?" Susie asked.
"The UPS, dummy!" Joey argued.
"My mommy said babies happen magically when you love someone a lot," Belinda announced.
"I didn't say make, I said gave, and he got the little baby girl from the land of red Cameros. But to undo the spell that held Lorella, Prince Chris would have to give up ruling his own kingdom,"
Danny raised his hand again, "What was his kingdom called?"
"It ... was ... called, Kingdom of University, and you see Lorella couldn't let Prince Chris give up his title and future role of king. So Lorella and her little already super smart baby worked all night, and came up with a magical spell, they wrote it, so that when Queen DAR and King CEO would read it, Lorella and baby would be freed. So late one night Queen DAR and King CEO came upon the letter, and not knowing what it was read it out loud. Then suddenly...BOOM...all the locks disappeared, and Lorella and her baby were transported to a super fantastic place called Hollow of Stars, where they were taken in by Queen Mia, who gave Lorella what she always wanted: independence... And they all lived happily ever after."
Joey whined, "Well that wasn't good- there weren't any dragons."
Susie looked sad, "But why didn't she end up with the Prince?"
Robby shouted, "I want another,"
"Another, Another, Another."
Lorelai Gilmore sat in Luke's on at a large table in the corner. Luke kept sending awkward looks her way. She was surrounded by 6 of the town's children. Taylor being Taylor came up with a special Valentine's Day Getaway for some parents, and he dropped the kids off at Luke's, telling him it was his town duty to baby-sit them. Luke promptly called Lorelai to rescue him. She figured a good way to get the relaxed and sleepy for naptime was to read to them.... Boy was she wrong.
"I want another," Robby whined.
"Another, Another, Another," they started to chant.
"What is this children of the dam-darned." She muttered to herself, "But I only brought 10 books."
"Another, Another, Another,"
"Lorelai," grumbled Luke.
"Okay, Okay," she thought quickly, "I'll tell you special stories that not everyone hears. Once upon a very long time-"
Belinda cut in, "You have to have a title."
"Um...Lore...lla....yah, Lorella, So where was I?"
Danny shyly raised his hand, "Once upon a time,"
"Alrighty, once upon a very long time ago, there was a girl who was called Lorella. And Lorella lived in a really big castle in a really big kingdom called Fort of Hart. Lorella was the Princess but she didn't feel like one because she didn't ever have any fun. Her parents, Queen DAR, and King CEO, were evil tyrants-"
"What's a tyrant?" Lil Jimmy questioned.
"Did I say tyrant, what I meant to say was evil sorceress and sorcerer...they put a spell on the house that Lorella could never have any fun, and she was locked in the house all the time, except for parties where they put her in a magic dress where she had to smile at everyone and make polite small talk. She usually sat in a corner and chewed her hair."
"Ewwwww."
"But one day her Prince, Prince Chris, came and gave her a gift, a baby-"
"How do you make babies?" Susie asked.
"The UPS, dummy!" Joey argued.
"My mommy said babies happen magically when you love someone a lot," Belinda announced.
"I didn't say make, I said gave, and he got the little baby girl from the land of red Cameros. But to undo the spell that held Lorella, Prince Chris would have to give up ruling his own kingdom,"
Danny raised his hand again, "What was his kingdom called?"
"It ... was ... called, Kingdom of University, and you see Lorella couldn't let Prince Chris give up his title and future role of king. So Lorella and her little already super smart baby worked all night, and came up with a magical spell, they wrote it, so that when Queen DAR and King CEO would read it, Lorella and baby would be freed. So late one night Queen DAR and King CEO came upon the letter, and not knowing what it was read it out loud. Then suddenly...BOOM...all the locks disappeared, and Lorella and her baby were transported to a super fantastic place called Hollow of Stars, where they were taken in by Queen Mia, who gave Lorella what she always wanted: independence... And they all lived happily ever after."
Joey whined, "Well that wasn't good- there weren't any dragons."
Susie looked sad, "But why didn't she end up with the Prince?"
Robby shouted, "I want another,"
"Another, Another, Another."