Huzzah for crazy schemes!
Dedication-To my friend who was wearing a Tinkerbell shirt and singing "Bend and Snap" from Legally Blonde. The combo just works.
Disclaimer- I don't own either Legally Blonde the Musical or Tinkerbell.
Tinkerbell was on one of her many trips to the human world, gleefully fluttering about causing mischief where she could. Soon, she flew into a city ablaze with light. It attracted her because of the sounds and the lights glittering, glowing and sparkling everywhere. The streets were absolutely crowded with people large and small, dark and light. So many styles of clothes and some even were performing for small crowds. The sea breezes blew some girls' hair about and they giggled madly as their escorts laughingly teased them.
Tinkerbell landed on one of their bags, a bright pink thing. A green one might have been smarter, but Tinkerbell was pulled to the shiny pink material. The girls and their escorts all walked into a large building with lights ablaze above it, outlining the picture of a girl with a dog and was holding words that said "Legally-" then the awning hid the words from view. Tinkerbell was intrigued. She wanted to see this mysterious thing.
Soon the girls were sitting down in a large room, with so many seats, it must've seated more than six hundred people! And the seats were filling up so fast! Soon, all the seats were filled. Tinkerbell sat on the railing in front of the girls, still hidden by a post. Suddenly music filled the room and the curtain went up.
"Dear Elle,
He's a lucky guy
I'm, like, gonna cry
I got tears coming out of my nose
Mad props!
He's the campus catch
You're a perfect match
Cause you both have such great taste in clothes
Of course he will propose!" The girls all sang and at the end of the number (Omigod You Guys), Tinkerbell was mesmerized.
About 3-to-3-and-a-half-hours later...
Tinkerbell flew off into the cold New York sky. She was absolutely pink with happiness. She hummed and sang one of her favorite songs, "Bend and Snap!" as she flew.
"I'm catnip to the guys
They chase my tail
They drool and pant
Wanna touch this but they can't!
No! All the boys want to come and play
Snap my fingers and they obey.
hy do they follow me around all day
Watch me while I walk away,
I bend and snap
Feel how hot it's getting
Bend and snap
Then when you got em sweatin'
Spring the trap
They cheer and clap
No tight end can defend against the bend and snap!" Tinkerbell had discovered the one musical for all people (especially blonde girls) to believe that they were special. Tinkerbell felt so empowered! She was a blonde!! This was one of the first times that she had seen blondes protrayed in a very positive light. She could hardly wait to tell everyone!
As soon as she got to Neverland, she headed straight for Fairy Hollow. She gathered all her friends and they all decided to go see this thing that Tinkerbell was gushing over.
I wanna see what everyone has to say!! Review and I do not mind flames!