A/N: This is just a one-shot that happened late at night. My mom was over-tired & said the Green Goblin wrong. But, mistakes make for great stories, eh? (no, I'm not Canadian) Anyway, tell me what you think.
The Wrong Way to Write About Spidey
Once upon a time in New York City, there was a hero named Spider-Man. But this hero was not like others. He had the ability to climb on walls, and he could swing through the city on a single strand of webbing. He had super-strength, super-agility, and a spider-sense allowing him to sense danger before it happened! His name -- Peter Parker. A nobody who was granted his powers in an accident. He was a nobody no more.
Now there was a nasty bad guy who hated Spider-Man with a passion. He called himself the Green Gobbler. Donned in feathers and colorful plumage stuck to his butt, the Green Gobbler sought out to destroy Spider-Man.
One day, Spidey was innocently swinging through the city, when the Green Gobbler attacked him from out of nowhere! He shouted out his famous battle cry:
"Gobble gobble!" And a little bit of Indian whooping and hollering. "Behold my radiant colorful plumage! Beware its striking resplendency!" Spidey yawned, un-intimidated by the Green Gobbler's mighty tail-feathers. He tied him up in his web, handed him over to the police, and continued his daily swing through NYC.
The Green Gobbler was forced to work for the TV network. If you look at the bottom right of your screen on NBC5, you'll see him, and his striking tail-feathers.
THE END
A/N: That's it! Are you stupefied yet?
The Wrong Way to Write About Spidey
Once upon a time in New York City, there was a hero named Spider-Man. But this hero was not like others. He had the ability to climb on walls, and he could swing through the city on a single strand of webbing. He had super-strength, super-agility, and a spider-sense allowing him to sense danger before it happened! His name -- Peter Parker. A nobody who was granted his powers in an accident. He was a nobody no more.
Now there was a nasty bad guy who hated Spider-Man with a passion. He called himself the Green Gobbler. Donned in feathers and colorful plumage stuck to his butt, the Green Gobbler sought out to destroy Spider-Man.
One day, Spidey was innocently swinging through the city, when the Green Gobbler attacked him from out of nowhere! He shouted out his famous battle cry:
"Gobble gobble!" And a little bit of Indian whooping and hollering. "Behold my radiant colorful plumage! Beware its striking resplendency!" Spidey yawned, un-intimidated by the Green Gobbler's mighty tail-feathers. He tied him up in his web, handed him over to the police, and continued his daily swing through NYC.
The Green Gobbler was forced to work for the TV network. If you look at the bottom right of your screen on NBC5, you'll see him, and his striking tail-feathers.
THE END
A/N: That's it! Are you stupefied yet?