A Bad Night's Sleep

-Yasogami High School Campout

Ah, one of the best times in the school year is having a school trip. You can have the freedom of being in a place you've wanted to go, even if that place is not what you expect. There's one thing you can be sure of: always expect the unexpected.

Souji and Yosuke's Tent

"Great... We're stuck here with no food and no reception... Maybe I should've just finished that curry to death..." Yosuke groaned while caressing his grumbling stomach. "And more importantly, why are you here?"

"I got kicked out of my tent," said Kanji. "They were looking at me like someone died."

"If you were there with them, I'm not that surprised," said Yosuke. "When it comes to you, anyone can think that."

Kanji grunts a little after hearing it. "By the way, is it just you two?"

"Yeah," Souji nodded. "And it's really cramped in here."

"The other guy called in, said he got sick. Smart move, maybe I should've done that too."

"Yo Senpai, do you mind if I stay here for the night?"

"No way, Kanji! You're gonna scare the hell outta us!" Yosuke leaned back a few inches away.

"Hey, I'm no punk like they always think. You saw how I really am."

"Th-That's not it..." said Yosuke."Then again, there's one fact that we're still scared of..." Yosuke whispered to himself.

"Then what?" Kanji glared.

"You, uh... Well..." Souji slowly reaches for his bag to get something. "*sigh* I think I forgot to bring a repellant..."

"Ugh, you two aren't making any sense," Kanji sighed.

"It's better if we don't tell him," Yosuke whispered to Souji, "He'll surely get angry once we did."

"Agreed," Souji whispered back with a nod.

"What are you two whispering back there?"

"N-Nothing!" they both said.

"Anyways, where the hell am I supposed t o sleep then? You can't expect me to sleep under the cold, hard ground outside."

"Can't you sleep with some of your classmates?"

"I already tried, but none of them even opened up their tents for me. Then they keep on throwing gibberish at me."

"Er, that's a bit too cruel..." Souji said. "One tent should've least let you in. And I think ours just did..."

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"Well, can I stay here or not? You two're the only ones I can count on."

"NO. Now get out of our tent before you scare us to death..." Souji's face is filled with terror...

"What...?" Kanji's face is dumbfounded.

"You heard him. Get out before we call King Moron," said Yosuke as he reaches for his battle weapon. (Me: Why did he even bring that anyways...?)

"What the hell... I thought you hate that guy?" said Kanji.

"We do... *sigh* But if you really wanna stay, *points nearby with an uncaring face* you'll have to sleep on that huge rock."

"What? No way, let Yosuke-senpai sleep there."

"Nope. I'd rather roll down the hill in my sleep than lie on that rock. But I'd choose that than sleep beside Kanji..."

"How about if you sleep over th ere, Souji-senpai? You're a patient guy, you do everything with ease."

"That's not true since this is one of the proofs. There's no way I'm gonna sleep there. *sets up a barricade leaving Kanji alone beside the rock*"

And so, everyone slept in the tent in a cramped space. It was fortunate no one snored like a pig. The next day, Souji finds the tent slightly ripped open and saw Yosuke below the hill-with his head stuck in a bush, and squirrels were running back and forth on him... He's either still asleep or been knocked unconscious by a rock or something... The moment he wants to stand and get Yosuke back, Souji discovers that Kanji is hugging him tightly in his arms while he's asleep...

END