"Rafiki, l'm going to find help and l need you to bless me." Nala said sternly to the wise baboon.
Rafiki nodded, used his hand to take some blue powder and spread it across her forehead as he said "Akubariki." Nala turned around and hugged her mother and Sarabi but, when she was about to leave, a threatening roar was heard.
It was Scar.
Scar snarled and yelled "How dare you?!"
"You have destroyed our lands! I have every right to leave this place!" Nala screamed. Scar face-pawed and then said "Not that! I was talking about the bless-me thingie."
Nala being confused, asked "What?"
Scar face-pawed again and replied in an annoyed tone "You're all so stupid, going to a retarded monkey to bless you and asking for the great kings of the past to guide you."
Sarabi asked "May I ask what's so wrong about it?"
Scar sighed "Look ladies, I know that from childhood your parents filled your heads with these crap. But believe me, there is only one true God you must believe in and when kings die they are dead." he explained.
"So...you're saying I haven't been blessed and all of prayers to the great kings will not be answered?" Nala asked uncertainly.
Scar nodded.
Suddenly Sarafina exclaimed "Oh yeah! I remember where I saw all this before, when we were cubs, a group of lions and lionesses called catholics came to our pride. But King Ahadi slaughtered the all. He said that it was because they said our beliefs aren't real."
"Okay, let me see if I understood correctly. I'm not blessed, the great kings of the past don't exist and all our beliefs have been fake all this time?" Nala asked tilting her head.
Scar replied "Yes, and now you're all gonna convert to Christianity."
Sarafina asked with a smile "Are you a catholic?"
Scar replied "No. I'm a protestant."
After they all converted to Christianity, Nala asked "Can I go now and find some help?"
"NO." snapped Scar.
"Oh come on! Look what has happened! Obviously, under your rule the seeds that you as a king have planted (Yeah, in order for their land to flourish the king has to plant some seeds and then the seed will grow and stuff...) haven't grown." Sarafina shouted.
Scar responded sheepishly "Uh yeah...about that, I kinda forgot to plant the seeds."
"Well, what about the hyenas?" Sarabi asked a bit angrily.
"I banished them all after I found out they ate my food. I mean I was okay with them eating your food but no not mine." Scar explained.
The lionesses frowned.
"Anyway. Nala come here." Scar said and Nala came to him and then he kneeled on one knee, held her paws in his and asked "Will you marry me?" as he showed her a 24 carat ring to her.
"Meh." she replied which he took as a yes.
After their wedding (With a priest) Scar immediately wore a crusader's outfit.
"What are you do-" his wife started to ask but was interrupted by him.
"Don't worry milady. I'm going to fight in the crusades alongside my great friend Richard l the Lionheart and I know that this time we shall conquer Jerusalem. Farewell my queen." and then left the pridelands.
"If he wasn't the king, I would have not married him." Queen Nala muttered to herself as she walked away to pride rock.