This idea has been swimming around in my head for awhile and I wanted to do a multi couple fic. It's for pure fun and I always wondered what the superstars and Diva's would say if they saw all this. I know Dean Ambrose does know and he loves it so…point for us! If you see your fanfic story concept mentioned, its because I'm either currently reading it or read it and really liked it, regardless what the characters may say. WWE owns all you know and I own those you don't. Enjoy!
WWE had two weeks off in order to enjoy a bit of summer. Vince felt that his superstars and divas were being too over worked and he didn't want them all to snap underneath the demands of work. For the two weeks John Cena decided he would invite some of his friends over to enjoy the sun and his pool while they all relaxed and enjoyed their time.
Currently the girls, Jessica, Nikki, Brie, and Renee, were in the pool swimming and enjoying some drinks while the guys, Phil, Bryan, Dean, Seth, Roman, and Randy sat nearby talking. Everyone was having a good time before Nikki realized John was missing.
"Hey guys, have you seen John?" she called over to the boys. They all looked around before seeing that the leader of the Cenation was missing.
"He was here a minute ago." Roman answered.
"I think he went into the house to get more food." Randy offered. Nikki nodded and all of them turned when John came back out holding his iPad.
"Guys you have to see what I found." He said seriously. Everyone in the group looked at him before Phil spoke.
"Listen Johnboy, we all know how much you love yourself but no one wants to see how many times you get googled a day." He teased.
"No not that, it involves all of us." John answered.
"Let me see." Dean said, walking over to John and taking the iPad. He studied it for a moment before speaking again.
"What's…fanfiction?" he asked.
"It's where crazy psycho fans write stories about us." John said.
"What?" Jessica asked climbing out of the pool.
"Come look, see what comes up when I type in your name." John said, taking the iPad back from Dean. When his results came up he handed it over to Jessica and she read some out loud.
"Phil and I, Phil and I, Phil and I, John and I? Jeff and I? NIKKI AND I?!" she read as she started freaking out. She cleared the search and typed in Phil's name, the same results for the one she was in came up along with other ones.
"Phil with AJ?! I swear I'd slice her throat!" Jessica said getting angry. Phil quickly took the iPad away from his fuming girlfriend and read his results.
"Me as the teacher fucking AJ as a student, the scenario is pretty hot actually?" he said, nodding in appreciation.
"Really?!" Jessica asked pissed, "How about Colt fucking you in the ass?! In more than one story!" she exclaimed showing him the hundreds of stories with him and Colt being sexually and romantically involved.
"Dear god!" he exclaimed, passing the iPad off to Randy as him and Jessica engaged in a full blown argument. Randy typed in his name and viewed his searches.
"There's a few with Sam and I getting divorced published before we did, that's awkward. Oh, some with me fucking Jessica, Brie, Renee, nearly every diva on the roster…John…JOHN?!" he said shocked. Seth grabbed the iPad just as Brie spoke.
"In your dreams Randy, none of us would ever fuck you." She said.
"Oh you know you loved me hitting on you in the story line, don't deny it doll face." He said smirking. He and Brie then started arguing as the Shield looked over their results.
"Lots of Shield on Shield action." Roman said.
"I love you guys, but not like that." Seth said.
"Phil there's one with you fucking my sister who's also your cousin!" Dean said. That's all Jessica needed to hear which fueled the couples fight further, Dean jumped in trying to diffuse the situation.
"Hey, why are you always the one that dazzles the girls?" Seth asked.
"Because I'm the best looking member of the group." Roman said.
"What? Says who?" Dean asked, joining that argument. Nikki got a hold of the iPad next. She typed in her search and was shocked.
"John why are there so many of you and Jessica? One where you're best friends and she has your baby? And then you get married? Is there something Phil and I aren't picking up on? Or how about you fucking Phil who's a male prostitute and you're his client?" she spat. John tried to defend himself but Phil joined in dragging Jessica in as well blowing their fight out of proportion.
"Yeah John, you and her are best friends and I wouldn't be surprised if you guys did cross lines every now and then!" Phil yelled.
The whole group was arguing and no one seemed to be stepping down. They fought with their significant others as well as other members in the group for actions they have never done. Soon Bryan stood up on a chair and yelled louder than everyone.
"EVERYONE STOP!" he yelled, "DOES ANYONE SEE HOW STUPID YOU ARE ALL ACTING?!" he yelled again.
"You're just mad you're barely in any!" Randy yelled back.
"No, I frankly don't care. You want to know why? Because none of this is true! It's pretty safe to say that none of us would ever fuck each other. John and Jessica are just friends that's it, Jessica, Phil would never even think about touching AJ, John wouldn't fuck Phil, The Shield would never fuck each other, Randy would never fuck John, Phil's not dating his cousin, Randy and Brie would never get together, Randy, the fans were probably hoping for a divorce so they could get to you, Dean, Seth, Roman, you guys are all good looking, Nikki and Jessica would only get together if they were drunk and it has come close to happening," John and Phil fist bumped over that one time the girls got blitzed, "and finally, you guys all love each other for a reason, you're choosing to spend your life with each other for a reason, don't let some made up fan written stories change that." He said, finishing his rant.
"Bryan's right." Brie said walking over to her husband and lacing her fingers with his, "We're all fighting over something really stupid."
"It still shouldn't be allowed to stay up." Phil said.
"But it is, freedom of speech, and they all have disclaimers." Renee said, speaking up for the first time while looking through all of the stories.
"What should we do about it then?" John asked. The whole group stayed silent before Dean spoke up.
"We play their game." He said.
"How?" Randy asked.
"We write our own story, based on the truth. How the three of us got paired up," He said referring to him and the rest of the Shield.
"How John and I met," Nikki said.
"How Jessica and I became best friends and only best friends," John said.
"How Phil and I fell for each other," Jessica said.
"How we all became friends," Phil said.
"How I got Brie to marry me," Bryan said.
"The real truth behind Total Divas," Brie said.
"The reason I got divorced," Randy said.
"And finally how none of us are gay and don't hook up with each other, with the exception of Jess and Nikki." Seth added.
"Does that need to be included?" Nikki asked.
"Yes." John and Phil said at the same time.
"So what do we call it?" Roman asked.
Just a little taste of it. What you do guys think? I also want your input! What should the group call their story? What should their fanfiction user name be? The title that fits the best will be the actual name of the story. Hope you liked it!