Disclimer: I don't own tmnt. If I did, I'd be in Heaven right now kissing Donny. And I don't own the title.

Ann: Summary: Master Splinter went out for the weekend and Mikey finds a bottle in the sewers. Donny claims that it's 'Grape Juice'. But it's wine (So it's really Donny's fault. But April claims that it's Mikey and Raph's fault.). All the turtles drink it and get drunk. April comes down to see them this way and she has to get them back to normal before Master Splinter comes home. Meaning she only has 48 hours to help them. So, she hides the bottle from all of them and the turtles rip the lair apart trying to look for it. Now, she has to help them get back to normal before Master Splinter comes home, and she has to clean up the lair before he gets home. But she can't do it. The turtles are still drunk, the lair is still a mess. So what happenes to her? She gets the flu. One-shot. Please review.

Chapter One:

"Lookie what I found!" Mikey ran into Donny's room.

"Please, Mikey! I can't help you right now!" Donny didn't pick his head up from his book.

"Awww come on! It isn't gonna be hard! Please?"

"Fine. What do you want me to do?"

"What is this?"

"Grape Juice. Now leave me alone."

"What do you have, Mikey?" Leo walked in.

"Grape juice." Mikey held in up.

"WILL YOU GUYS LEAVE ME ALONE?" Donny looked up at the ceiling.

"What's all the yelling?" Raph walked in.

"Ohhhh, come on!" Donny started to hit himself in the head with his book.

Mikey took a sip from the bottle. "This is good!"

"Let me try." Leo took the bottle and took a little sip. "It is good!"

"Give me that!" Raph snatched the bottle and took a sip too. For once, Mikey's right."

"You take a sip Donny!" Mikey grabbed the bottle away from Raph, and handed it to Donny.

"Maybe I don't want to." he buried his nose back in his book.

"Please? It's goooooooood!" Mikey sang and waved it in front of his face.

"FINE! But will you guys leave me alone if I do take a sip?"

"Yep!"

"Alright." Donny took a sip, smiled, and drank more.

"Hey! Leo! He's hogging it!" Raph and Mikey started to fight Donny for the bottle. Then Leo joined in. Their drunkness began...

In the kitchen...

"Hic!" Mikey hic-uped.

Each of them had their own cup of 'grape juice'. Then April came down. "Hi guys!" she said. "What happened to you guys? Were you drinking beer or having drugs, or something?" she took a good look at them and then looked at the bottle. She picked it up and read the label. "WINE! You guys havn't been drinking this have you?...HAVE YOU!" she shook Mikey.

"WHOA! THE BOAT'S REALLY ROCKING NOW!" Mikey smiled and started to laugh like crazy and the others joined in.

"Oh, no..." April dropped Mikey and wondered why they would drink wine, and things like that. Their not bad people...why would they do this? They would never drink wine in their lives! I should know! Leo and Donny told me! But not Mikey and Raph. They never told me anything. Maybe they started Leo and Donny on it! Why, I'm gonna...never mind. Master Splinter said he'd be home Monday. It's Saturday! Great. Wow. April looked at the turtles fighting over the bottle for more. When my DARE teacher said that drugs, beer, and wine and all of that crap was adicting, he wasn't kidding.

CRASH!

"Oh, no!" April ran into the living room and saw Mikey on the floor crying. "What happened?"

Mikey looked at her and smiled. "Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii..."

"Hi."

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii..."

"H-shut up! Where's Donny, Leo, and Raph?"

"...Hi."

"Forget you! Get in the kitchen!" April ran around the lair like a wild animal trying to find Donny, Leo, and Raph. "RAPH! DONNY! LEOOOOOOOO!" April went into Donny's room and there he was. "Donny?"

"WHA?" Donny gave her a huge smile.

"Get in the kitchen. Now."

"You don't...like me?" Donny started to cry just like Mikey did.

"No, I like you, it's just." April paused and looked out into space for a minute. "GET IN THE KITCHEN!" April ran out of Donny's room and ran into Raph's room. "There you are!" April glared at Raph and Raph smiled at her. "Get in the kitchen!"

"Why?" he asked.

"Because your brothers are in there and I need to talk to you!"

"About what?"

"About you!"

"Then I shouldn't be there."

"Why?" April got ticked off.

"Because it's about me and it's privet!" Raph went back to gluing his fingers together.

"Stop it!" April grabbed his hand and wipped all the glue off. "Get in the kitchen!"

"Fine!" Raph said firmly and whipped his hand away from April's and left the room.

"Now for Leo..." April ran into Leo's room thinking he was in there like Donny, and Raph were. "Leo?" April swung the door open and nobody was in there. "Great..." April's voice drifted off as she ran around into many different rooms. Where is he? Where is he? Rrrrr...I'm gonna kill him when I find him! No, I'm going to kill all of them when their back to normal! So there's really no point to having them get back to normal! April heard crashing noises coming from the bathroom. "Joy..." April looked at the door. "Leo?" she opened the door a little crack.

"HI!" Leo yelled.

"Shhhhh..."

"Oh, shhhhh..."

"Shhhh..."

"Shhhhhh..."

"Shhhhhut up! Ok, now Leo?"

"Yeah?"

"I'll talk, you listen. Ok?"

"You can talk, but I'm not listenin'."

"Excuse me?"

"You heard me."

"Yeah, and you heard me! Now, forget what I just told you, go in the kitchen!"

"Why?"

"BECAUSE I SAID SO!"

"Ahhhhh!" Leo screamed and ran out of the room.

April started to walk down to the kitchen. Are they little kids, or drunk? Ok, never mind that! What I have to do is try and break them out of that habit! What could I do? I know! I'll hide the bottle from them! They'll never find it!

The next day...

April came down to see if the turtles were back to normal yet. She hid the bottle on them thinking they wouldn't find it. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHAT HAPPENED?" She found wine bottles everywhere! Not to mention, they ripped the lair apart trying to find the bottle. So once they did find it, they went out to buy some more. Great! Now I have to take away all these bottles, get them back to normal, and clean the lair! "A-CHOO! Ow. My head hurts..." April went into their bathroom and took her temperature. "102. Great. He, he! I reallllly hate my life!"