New story time my friends. I do not own pokémon in any way.
This is the story of a teenager from Hoenn, so it will be in her point of view most of the time
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… What? Are you expecting me to start my tale with 'Once upon a time', like all the others?
I'm sorry to disappoint you, but this is not that kind of story.
I AM NOT a damsel in distress
I AM NOT a beautiful slave that is positive 99% of the time
I AM NOT a lost princess
I DO NOT meet my Prince Charming
I DO NOT get rescued by Prince Charming
I DO NOT get married to Prince Charming and live happily ever after in an enchanted sugar castle with twenty servants doing everything I ask.
You want me to describe myself? Just so you can get a picture of what I look like?
… Stalker
But since you asked, I will tell you… some other time when it is more handy for the both of us.
Are you enjoying this yet? Good, it is nice to know how much my misery amuses people.
You want to know what happened to me? You want to know why I am so miserable? You want to comfort me and tell me that everything is alright and that I should take some anti-depressants to help me get over it?
Then I assume that you are a creepy therapist with an overload of sympathy for my story.
Which I haven't told you about yet.
I knew there were stalkers.
You still want to know my story, don't you? Let me give you an idea of what it is about, cause I don't trust you guys yet, cause I KNOW some of you are stalkers. And I have the police on speed dial.
Here is what you should expect from this story:
Plotted murder. Orphan kid (guess who THAT is). Discovery. Revenge. Kidnapping. Me kicking two organizations butts at once.
Sound fun? I'm glad you totally decided to underestimate my sorrowful and scarred life.
… You wonder who I am? I am Alexandria Kate Koldan. And I could kick your butt across the region if you decide to stalk me.