Monster Battle The Musical

Monster Battle The Musical

AN: Nope i don't own any of the Twilight characters. They all belong to the wonderful Stephenie Meyer. Thank Carlisle she had that dream!

Chapter 1 – Bitch Fight

RPOV

I can't believe I've reduced myself to this. Arguing with a dog! Ugh!

I shuddered. The smell coming off her was vile. Like wet dog mixed with the sea except really strong and over-powering. I stopped breathing. It was easier that way.

Leah wrinkled her nose in disgust. Oh come on, I can't smell as bad to her as she does to me. It wasn't possible!

All I wanted was a peaceful hour or two shopping without Alice for once but NO!

"I had it first!" she insisted in a nasal voice, pulling on the blouse we both held. Ugh! She was so annoying! Just looking at her was making me want to hit something.

I swallowed the venom that rose in my mouth. It wasn't from thirst this time but hunger. A hunger to kill.

"Oh come off it bitch, like it's even your size!" I spat at her.

She glared at me in obvious anger but not at the last remark.

"Did you just call me a bitch?!" she screeched.

I rolled my eyes in exasperation. Werewolves were so slow.

"Yes I did just call you a bitch. It fits after all. You are a female dog." I stated matter-of-factly. Mwahahahaha, oh yes I was evil.

Now she was really pissed. She pulled hard on the blouse. It ripped in half.

"OMFG! Now look what you've done!" I screamed at her. "I really wanted that freaking top! Red isn't even your colour!" I was seething. How dare she!

People began to stare.

I growled in anger and frustration.

"Did you just growl at me bloodsucker?" she hissed so no one else would hear. She lunged at me, her body quivering. But she didn't phase, instead she grabbed my hair and pulled.

I screamed.

"Get your filthy hands of my hair mutt!" Now everyone was looking at us.

I was about to swipe for her face when a group of security guards dived on us. Ha! As if they could stop us! I didn't want any more trouble though so I let them drag me outside. I sighed thinking about Emmett. I just wanted to be at home with him. He would have loved that blouse on me. He said red was totally my colour. Like Leah even had someone to wear it for. Her precious Sam had Emily now!

Little Miss Drama was still kicking and screaming behind me. I signed and turned to the security guy holding on to my left arm.

He was staring at me in awe with his mouth hanging open slightly. He coughed in embarrassment when he knew I had caught him ogling. I leant towards him to whisper in his ear. His eyes went huge and his breath became sharp as I leaned closer. I chuckled. Humans were so funny sometimes.

"Can I please ride up front to the station? The backseat isn't really my thing." I whispered, flashing him an alluring smile and flipping my blonde hair over my shoulder. His eyes glazed over and he was smiling goofily, looking like he was on glue. This was an expression I knew well.

He was dazzled.

"Well…um…yes…of…of course…sure…" he stammered.

I smiled again in thanks.

If I had to go to jail, I was going with dignity.

AN: ok you all know the drill read and review people! Its my first ever fanfic so flames are welcome. Sorry its so short by the way