Interrogation

Hetalia belongs to Himaruya Hidekaz-sensei


Hong Kong had made the biggest mistake of his life; going to a Nordic Family Outing with (?) Iceland. The going somewhere with Iceland part was pretty nice he thought, but little did he know that Big brother Nordics did not seem as nice as they seem (lol whut?)

Not only was he interrogated by Norway for what his true intentions with Iceland were, and by Finland with dating tips and a creepy ass smile and by Sweden who just glared at him for a good ten minutes, he was now being interrogated by Denmark...who was carrying an axe which Hong Kong swore he saw some fresh blood on.

"So Hong, what the hell do you think you are doing here?" Denmark asked, his grin ever plastered on his face. But Hong Kong knows, if he said the wrong words, his city might just cease to exist.

" Ice-...land said that Finland invited me to the family outing because Iceland and I are good friends" Hong Kong answered, almost using his nickname for the platinum blonde haired nation.

Denmark asked more questions and when finally he finished, Hong Kong decided that Norway was the scariest. Now where was Iceland during this time you may ask? Why he was tied to a tree, he wouldn't let his 'brothers' interrogate Hong Kong, Norway knew of this, and ordered the strongest rope, and some duck tape for the heck of it.

" Hey, Ice, your family is like freaking scary " Hong Kong commented later that day. With an ever stoic face.

" Hey, I was interrogated by YOUR family too, at least you weren't molested by one of my brothers. " Iceland retorted, shivering at the memory of Korea groping his chest.

"Touché" Hong Kong smirked.


A/N: So here's another even more alarming short story OTL