Notes: My grammar checking program had a holiday with this one. I'm warning
you, this is slash, if you didn't read the summary. PG-13 just to be safe,
tell me if you think I should change it. I own nothing. I have read the
books but this is based on the ROTK movie, taking place sometime around
Cirith Ungol. Sorry it's short but it was really difficult to write. Don't
forget to review, I thrive on reviews. And please, no flames; I have low
enough self-esteem as it is.
Master's gone and done it now, yes he has. Last night when he thought we were asleep, we saw him kissing the stupid fat one. Yes precious, poor, poor Smeagol all forgotten, no sleep or food for us as we slave for the master we love. And the Precious. Precious master. We wants to kiss the master ourselves, yes, and takes the Precious back from him, and wring the neck of the stupid fat hobbit and eat him like a fish.
We didn't always want to kiss master, no. Not until we saw how close the fat one's getting to our Precious master, then we knew we loved him like we loves the Precious. We wants him, and we wants the Precious, master is the Precious, master has the Precious, Precious is kissing the fat one.
We knew that She could do it. She could kill the fat one and master, then Smeagol can go and find the Precious.
But not anymore. We wants them for ourselves.
We wants to tear into the fat one's flesh with our teeth, and rip him, and devour him like juicy sweet fishes. We wants to break his nasty bones in two and gnaw them clean. But we wants Precious master because we loves him. We will have our way with him and he will be too weak to resist us, oh yes, Smeagol will be paid for all his suffering. And Smeagol will take the Precious, yes! It will be ours again after all these years and we won't let stupid hobbits take it from us again! Ours, all ours! We trusted master once and he betrayed us, yes he did precious, almost got us killed, and we cannot trust him now with our Precious.
We must kill the fat hobbit, then we can get to the master. But master will know, and he will hurt us! What can Smeagol do? We must make our master hate stupid one like us. Smeagol will do very sneaky things to make the master suspicious of him, we will say tricksy things. When master falls asleep we will send nasty elfy bread down, down, off the stairs and tell our master the hobbit did it. Master will drive him away, and Smeagol will go and kill him secret. Then without sneaky fat hobbit to protect him Smeagol will have Baggins all to himself, oh yes Precious, we will.
Master's gone and done it now, yes he has. Last night when he thought we were asleep, we saw him kissing the stupid fat one. Yes precious, poor, poor Smeagol all forgotten, no sleep or food for us as we slave for the master we love. And the Precious. Precious master. We wants to kiss the master ourselves, yes, and takes the Precious back from him, and wring the neck of the stupid fat hobbit and eat him like a fish.
We didn't always want to kiss master, no. Not until we saw how close the fat one's getting to our Precious master, then we knew we loved him like we loves the Precious. We wants him, and we wants the Precious, master is the Precious, master has the Precious, Precious is kissing the fat one.
We knew that She could do it. She could kill the fat one and master, then Smeagol can go and find the Precious.
But not anymore. We wants them for ourselves.
We wants to tear into the fat one's flesh with our teeth, and rip him, and devour him like juicy sweet fishes. We wants to break his nasty bones in two and gnaw them clean. But we wants Precious master because we loves him. We will have our way with him and he will be too weak to resist us, oh yes, Smeagol will be paid for all his suffering. And Smeagol will take the Precious, yes! It will be ours again after all these years and we won't let stupid hobbits take it from us again! Ours, all ours! We trusted master once and he betrayed us, yes he did precious, almost got us killed, and we cannot trust him now with our Precious.
We must kill the fat hobbit, then we can get to the master. But master will know, and he will hurt us! What can Smeagol do? We must make our master hate stupid one like us. Smeagol will do very sneaky things to make the master suspicious of him, we will say tricksy things. When master falls asleep we will send nasty elfy bread down, down, off the stairs and tell our master the hobbit did it. Master will drive him away, and Smeagol will go and kill him secret. Then without sneaky fat hobbit to protect him Smeagol will have Baggins all to himself, oh yes Precious, we will.