Disclaimer:

I don't own the ace's of Allen or Kanda..,. I'm just glad I get to write about them..

Summary:

Lavi has to ask something about Yu and Allen and now what's Yu real job?

Warning:

Has the word sex in it, Kanda as a naught boy, Lavi asking a question, A fangirl's bored mind at midnigh.., Yullen

Yu's a Sexorcist!

"Allen, Yu-chan guess what!" Lavi said as he went over to the table where the two boys where at. They were eating when they heared Lavi.

"What Lavi?" the silver haired exorcist said turning around to see his friend, still having dango in his mouth.

"Che" was heard from the other as he continued to eat his soba. The red head was almost to the table.

"I have something to ask the both of you!" he said sawing a goofy smile.

"And what would that be Lavi." Allen asked dully. "Ya usagi just tell us so we can get your death over with." the other finally said looking at the red head fiercely.

"You two are going out right?" at this statement the silver haired boy blush, and the raven haired samurai just let out a big smirk looking at the blushing boy.

Lavi sighed "I'll take that as a yes." but, then he brightened up "Well since I saw you guy go up to Yu's-" he was cut off by a red Allen.

"Lavi what's your point!"he was getting redder by the minute.

"Well fine." he pause "Party pooper." he muttered.

"LAVI!" Allen yelled annoyed at the red head.

" Well won't that make Yu a sexorcist then? Well since he bang you and an exorcist? the boy said getting to his point finally.

Kanda got up at this and looked at Allen and another smirk formed on his face. "Well lets us just see then, Moyashi." he pick Allen up and held straight to his room.

"Kan-Kanda!" Allen was get more and more red. "Where are we going!" The smirk never left the samurai's face. " To sexorcistize some one's hole moyashi." he got to bed room and closed the door.

"Well my master's a faker!"
-Allen Walker (DMG)

A random Drabble about Yullen :) I love you Yu-chan!

Yu: Stfu

0.o well okay..well um This story has yet to be beta-read..

Review and maybe Yu wouldn't kill me...