The following is based on a TRUE event, only the names are Naruto characters. At my school we have our so called "Naruto family" that is sometimes and sometimes not based on our personalities. For example: my friend is very hiper-active and loud, but for some reason she's Orochimaru. Where as I am Tsunade becuase of my short-temper, loyalty, and my...well..."larger-than-normal" breasts. --; So anyway you get the point. Chow!
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Damn that pervert, Jiraiya! Not only does he chase after me, calling me "Orhime-chan", but he's now stalking poor Sakura-san!
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As Jiraiya was talking to me and his friends I found out something very intresting. "Oh yeah! Jiraiya-kun, I heard you'er stalking someone."
I looked over to Jiraiya with lightning-eyes with an evil smile. "Oh reeeealy, is that so Jiraiya? Well? Who is it?"
Little drops of sweat ran down his face, "O-oh...uh t-that's just totally made up."
"Eeek!" Sakura-san was behind Jiraiya with a frightened face.
Jiraiya turned around and put on a little happy chibi face while waving his cute little hand at Sakura-san, "Good Afternoon! Sakura-chan!"
She looked around for an exit of any sort and ran fast down the stairs. Jiraiya then put on a pouty face.
"Wait! Sakura-san! Don't leave this desperate man without even a cute smile of yours!"
Sakura-san?? My GOD! I didn't know his pervertedness was going THIS far! Not to mention...did he even forget I was here??
I pulled him back fast with the collar of his shirt, and I dug my shoe inside his huge stomach, throwing him a thousand miles across the hall.
"What the hell is worng with you??!! I swear to God if you ever touch Sakura-san or any of my friends for the matter I'll...!"
Well it's not like I can kill him, and I've beat him up lots of times. What the hell can I do?
Jiraiya clung to his wounded stomach but stood straight once again, "Jeez, you allways resort to violence...Or...i...hi...me...chan!"
Damn that nickname.
He and his friends walked away to god knows where.
He's such a pervert...kicking, punching, drowning, tuging...nothing works. You can't change who he is, and my reaction to his actions are always the same. He's right, I do allways resort to violence There has to be some way...some way where Jiraiya can really fear me...
That's when I started giggling.
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"Tsunade??!! What the hell is this??"
The pervert quickely backed out of my room, his arms in all directions, and his face looking in disgust at this Hell. I made the most pricless-evil smile.
"What? You think it's gross?" I said, picking up one of the many intresting pieces of art that was taped everywhere in his room.
I waved it infront of the mans eyes who let out a scream of terror, slaping his hands to his eyes to avert the scene.
"Oh my god! I'm fucking scared!"
I laughed, "It's beautiful isn't it? Reeeealy gets you horny. Man, I remember when Orochimaru introduced me to it, see what happened was the were both famous--"
" Oh Jesus! I'm leaving!"
And so did the pervert leave. Man, this was the best revenge I have ever felt in my life...for to defeat a pervert is to think like one. Hell, I don't even need to be forced to think like one...
Yaoi is hot!!!!!