Disclaimer: Well.. if we all use common sense, I think it's safe to say, I
don't own Naruto since well.. it doesn't have guys screwing randomly and
such.
Warnings: Yaoi/Shonen-ai, Shota (since Naruto and Sasuke are both 12 and shota is a relationship type thing involving a boy twelve or under), maybe some possible Shoujo-ai (since I might randomly throw in some Sakura/Ino cause I think they make a cute couple, and we do need something for them to do while all the hot guys screw each other senseless, right?)
Chapter One: Kakashi's Got a Plan and he's Not Afraid to Use it!
It was just another day in the leaf village.. Well.. actually.. it wasn't... Today, you see, just happened to be Christmas Eve! Though, two boys in this village tried to forget that fact since they always felt lonely around this time of the year since neither had any family to spend time with. It was true they both had friends they could spend time with, but neither wanted to take away from their friends spending time with their families.. or lovers as the case sometimes was.
Anyway, back to what I was saying, the two boys were alone, in their respective houses. Two men in the same village, who just happened to be 'together' knew this fact and were trying to think of a way to make the two boys less lonely. One had an idea, but the other blushed and refused to go along with it.. but that didn't stop the first... So, in the end, the second of the two ended up tied to a bed as the first went off to go through with a plan he had just randomly thought up.
I'm guessing a few of you may just be the tiniest bit confused now.. Huh? Well.. to help with the confusion, I'll say this, a Kakashi likes tying his lover to the bed, Iruka doesn't like it when his lover ties him to the bed, Sasuke is a lonely boy right now that needs to get laid, Naruto is a lonely boy right now that needs to get laid, and hopefully you, the reader, are no longer confused if you even were in the first place.
After getting side tracked for a moment, we continue the story...
The silver haired Jounin was busy with preparation for his plan while his lover still remained on the bed.. tied up.. and also rather pissed off to say the least.
Meanwhile, two lonely boys were each in their houses, one, with dark hair, remembering past Christmases with his family, the other, wondering what a Christmas with a family would be like and also wondering why he couldn't have a family. Neither even thought of how they weren't the only ones that were lonely, for if they did.. well. we wouldn't have much of a story now, would we?
Anyway, a few hours later, making it around five, meaning it would be getting dark soon, Naruto got a knock on his door. He blinked, wondering who on earth could be here.. but he was happy someone was there. However, he was sadly disappointed when he found no one there. The young blonde was about to shake his fist in the air and yell at whoever it was that had knocked on his door and then disappeared off somewhere, but he didn't since he caught sight of a piece of paper on his doorstep. Blinking slightly, he bent down and picked it up. The piece of paper read:
Naruto-
Meet me in the woods, next to the outskirts of the village.
-Someone you know
Naruto blinked several more times and his head tilted to the side, curious. 'Who..?' He mentally asked himself.
Meanwhile, at Sasuke's house, there was a knock on his door. Grumbling slightly, the young Uchiha got up from where he had been setting on the couch and went over to the door and opened it up. Just like at Naruto's, no one was there. However, Sasuke quickly got sight of the note, unlike the blonde haired boy. The piece of paper read:
Sasuke-
Meet me in the woods, next to the outskirts of the village.
-Someone you know
Like Naruto, Sasuke mentally asked himself, 'Who..?"
Felicia: Well, that's all for now! Hopefully I'll add more to this soon! Or just maybe, I'll update one of my many other unfinished fics! Though.. it isn't very likely. I might just update Points of Authority soon.. or maybe That's Forbidden.. Though, I have had the strange urge to update Kitty Love first.. So, I guess only time will tell which I'll end up updating first. Uh.. well.. Review please! And check out my other fics! *hopes she'll get at least five reviews..*
A nice perverted song for all of you wonderful people out there who decided to read this fic!:
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
12 Sasukes Sucking
11 Narutos Necking
10 Shikamarus a Shagging
9 Itachis Engorging
8 Gaaras a Screwing
7 Jiraiyas a Jerking
6 Kakashis a licking
5 Sexy no Jutsus
4 Moaning Ninjas
3 Tubes of Lube
2 Blushing Irukas
and a Complete Set of Icha Icha Paradise
(Yes, I wrote this, and yes, I'm just a completely and total hentai/pervert.. hehe... Though, I do blame Kakashi for it since he's one of my hentai/pervert muses.. *nods*)
Warnings: Yaoi/Shonen-ai, Shota (since Naruto and Sasuke are both 12 and shota is a relationship type thing involving a boy twelve or under), maybe some possible Shoujo-ai (since I might randomly throw in some Sakura/Ino cause I think they make a cute couple, and we do need something for them to do while all the hot guys screw each other senseless, right?)
Chapter One: Kakashi's Got a Plan and he's Not Afraid to Use it!
It was just another day in the leaf village.. Well.. actually.. it wasn't... Today, you see, just happened to be Christmas Eve! Though, two boys in this village tried to forget that fact since they always felt lonely around this time of the year since neither had any family to spend time with. It was true they both had friends they could spend time with, but neither wanted to take away from their friends spending time with their families.. or lovers as the case sometimes was.
Anyway, back to what I was saying, the two boys were alone, in their respective houses. Two men in the same village, who just happened to be 'together' knew this fact and were trying to think of a way to make the two boys less lonely. One had an idea, but the other blushed and refused to go along with it.. but that didn't stop the first... So, in the end, the second of the two ended up tied to a bed as the first went off to go through with a plan he had just randomly thought up.
I'm guessing a few of you may just be the tiniest bit confused now.. Huh? Well.. to help with the confusion, I'll say this, a Kakashi likes tying his lover to the bed, Iruka doesn't like it when his lover ties him to the bed, Sasuke is a lonely boy right now that needs to get laid, Naruto is a lonely boy right now that needs to get laid, and hopefully you, the reader, are no longer confused if you even were in the first place.
After getting side tracked for a moment, we continue the story...
The silver haired Jounin was busy with preparation for his plan while his lover still remained on the bed.. tied up.. and also rather pissed off to say the least.
Meanwhile, two lonely boys were each in their houses, one, with dark hair, remembering past Christmases with his family, the other, wondering what a Christmas with a family would be like and also wondering why he couldn't have a family. Neither even thought of how they weren't the only ones that were lonely, for if they did.. well. we wouldn't have much of a story now, would we?
Anyway, a few hours later, making it around five, meaning it would be getting dark soon, Naruto got a knock on his door. He blinked, wondering who on earth could be here.. but he was happy someone was there. However, he was sadly disappointed when he found no one there. The young blonde was about to shake his fist in the air and yell at whoever it was that had knocked on his door and then disappeared off somewhere, but he didn't since he caught sight of a piece of paper on his doorstep. Blinking slightly, he bent down and picked it up. The piece of paper read:
Naruto-
Meet me in the woods, next to the outskirts of the village.
-Someone you know
Naruto blinked several more times and his head tilted to the side, curious. 'Who..?' He mentally asked himself.
Meanwhile, at Sasuke's house, there was a knock on his door. Grumbling slightly, the young Uchiha got up from where he had been setting on the couch and went over to the door and opened it up. Just like at Naruto's, no one was there. However, Sasuke quickly got sight of the note, unlike the blonde haired boy. The piece of paper read:
Sasuke-
Meet me in the woods, next to the outskirts of the village.
-Someone you know
Like Naruto, Sasuke mentally asked himself, 'Who..?"
Felicia: Well, that's all for now! Hopefully I'll add more to this soon! Or just maybe, I'll update one of my many other unfinished fics! Though.. it isn't very likely. I might just update Points of Authority soon.. or maybe That's Forbidden.. Though, I have had the strange urge to update Kitty Love first.. So, I guess only time will tell which I'll end up updating first. Uh.. well.. Review please! And check out my other fics! *hopes she'll get at least five reviews..*
A nice perverted song for all of you wonderful people out there who decided to read this fic!:
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
12 Sasukes Sucking
11 Narutos Necking
10 Shikamarus a Shagging
9 Itachis Engorging
8 Gaaras a Screwing
7 Jiraiyas a Jerking
6 Kakashis a licking
5 Sexy no Jutsus
4 Moaning Ninjas
3 Tubes of Lube
2 Blushing Irukas
and a Complete Set of Icha Icha Paradise
(Yes, I wrote this, and yes, I'm just a completely and total hentai/pervert.. hehe... Though, I do blame Kakashi for it since he's one of my hentai/pervert muses.. *nods*)