Crossover Controversy
Author's comment:
This is pretty much a roleplay between my friend Chel and me, "me" being Raine :)
It started as a roleplay with us existing in the FMA world, but as we watched more animes, we added in a few more random characters from other animes xD
Also, I can pretty much say with confidence that everyone will be out of character :D So I hope you all enjoy reading
Look forward to meeting characters from Naruto, Black Cat and Ouran High School Host Club in the future chapters!
Ed: Bleh! I hate milk!
Raine: That's why you're always going to be short!
Ed: -Turns automail arm into blade- I'LL KILL YOU RAINE!
Raine: AHHH!! -Runs around and hits a wall- Ughhhhh...
Ed: Haha! Serves you right!
Al: ARE YOU OKAY RAINE?!
Chel: Raine! Are you okay? Say something! Whatever you do, don't go into the light!
Ed: No! Go towards the light!
Chel: Shut up, Ed! You're so mean!
Ed: What?
Chel: I said you're mean!
Ed: Did you just call me short?
Chel: What are you talking about?
Raine: -Wakes up- Ouch...
Ed: Damn...don't you dare call me short!
Raine: I just realised I can't...because you're taller than me...
Ed: -Looks- You're right!
Al: Huh?
Ed: Haha! You're the SHORTY!
Al: Nii-san, don't call people short.
Ed: Why not? She called ME short.
Raine: Huh! At least I'm smarter than you, BAKA!
Ed: WHAT!?! YOU'RE THE BAKA!
Raine: SO NOT! BAAAAAKA!
Ed: GRRRRR! AT LEAST I'M NOT SHORT, YOU SHORTY!
Raine: So you admitted you're stupid!
Ed: ... -Thinks for a minute- No I didn't!
Chel: Um... Yes you did. She called you 'baka' and you said 'at least I'm not short' so you basically just admitted that you're stupid, BAKA!
Ed: -Thinks even more- I don't get it.
Chel: -Sigh- You're such an idiot.
Raine: Ed looks so funny when he is confused XD
Ed: Do not!
Raine: How do you know? Can you see yourself?
Ed: Yes I can!
Raine: How?
Ed: -Takes out mirror- Like this!
Chel: But that's not actually seeing yourself, it's seeing your reflection...
Ed: That's the same thing!
Chel: Nuh-uh!
Ed: -Is confused yet again- Al, say something to back me up.
Al: A...ano... Let's go do something!
Raine: AGREED! Let's do something!
Ed: And what do you suggest, baka?
Raine: DON'T CALL ME BAKA!
Ed: BAKA BAKA BAKA
Raine: YOU'RE THE BAKA! BAKA BAKA
-Argument between Ed and Raine continues-
Al: Okay...so you two decided to argue...what do you suggest we do in the meantime Chel?
Chel: Let's go watch Bleach!
Al: Bleach? You mean the stuff you use to clean your clothes?
Chel: No, silly, it's the anime, Bleach.
Al: Oh! I've never seen it before...
Chel: Raine really likes it.
Ed: Pfft, I'm not watching it then.
Raine: It's better than you!!
Ed: WHY YOU LITTLE!! AND YOU CAN'T ARGUE BACK SINCE YOU'RE SHORTER THAN ME! SHORTY!!
Raine: (Thinking) I'm also younger than him...(/Thinking) -Runs behind Al- WAHH!! AL!! ED IS BEING MEAN!!
Al: Nii-san...Don't be like that...
Ed: WHAT?! NOW YOU'RE ON HER SIDE?!
Chel: Oi! Ed, how can you be mean to somebody younger than you?
Ed: It's not very hard... And how do you know Bleach is better than me? You've only watched 8 episodes of me!
Raine: Well from how you act to me I can definately tell that Bleach is way better than you! COWARD!
Ed: WHAT?! WHY AM I A COWARD?!
Raine: You were scared of that butcher guy!
Ed: EVERYONE WOULD BE SCARED IF THEY WERE GOING TO BE SLICED TO DEATH!
Raine: You were still afraid...
Ed: YOU WOULD BE TOO!
Al: Nii-san...stop yelling...
Ed: He was going to kill me and Winry!
Chel: You were crying at the end.
Ed: I had something in my eye!
Chel: Sure... it's okay Ed, it's okay for guys to cry.
Ed: Men don't cry!
Raine: Awwww...that's so cute! Ed has tears in his eyes right now!
Ed: DO NOT! -Wipes tears-
Raine: I know! Let's invite Roy in!
Ed: HELL NO!
Raine: Why not?
Ed: Because I don't want to see him...
Al: 3
Chel: Too late!
Roy: Yo.
Ed: Yo?
Roy: How's your search for the Philosopher's stone coming along?
Chel: By the way, what's his full name?
Raine: Roy Mustang...something like that...
Roy: Yo!
Ed: I hate you...
Al: I like cookies x3
Chel: Oh yah, that's his name.
Roy: You don't remember me? -Gasp-
Ed: Thank God, I don't think anybody wants to remember you.
Al: Nii-san, that's rude.
Raine: His surname reminds me of the word mustard XD
Roy: T-T
Raine: I'm sorry...
Ed: No need to be sorry! It suits him quite well! MUSTARD!
Al: Nii-san...you need help...
Ed: No I don't! Do you guys want some mustard? -Squeezes Roy and expects mustard to come out of him-
Chel: Ed, you SERIOUSLY need help...
Roy: O.O!
Raine: Haha Roy's reaction was so funny XD
Roy: You try being squeezed by him! D:
Ed: Mustard! Ha! You guys make up the funniest things!
Raine: (Whispering to Al) We must find him a psychiatrist...
Roy: Lucky for you, I happen to be a psychiatrist.
Everyone: What?
Chel: I thought you were only a police officer!
Roy: I do psychiatry in my spare time. Now Ed, tell me about your dreams...
Raine: (To Al and Chel) Do you know what would be scary? If Roy liked Ed...
Ed: O.O
Roy: So tell me about your dreams...
Ed: My dreams...well I was walking and then you showed up and turned it into a nightmare...
Chel: EWW! You mean in a pedophilic way? Because that's just sick!
Roy: Mmhmm -Jots down notes- Now, in your dream, what did you do overcome the nightmare?
Ed: I killed you!
Raine: Oh no! Just for safety reasons, Ed, this is not a dream!
Ed: Yeah I know...it's been a nightmare for quite a while...and still is...
Raine: No no no! That's not what I mean! I mean don't kill him! This is reality!
Ed: All the more reason to kill him...
Raine: AL! SAY SOMETHING!
Al: Cookie?
Ed: Thanks, I'll take one -Takes cookie and uses alchemy to turn it into something super sharp- Time to kill Roy:D
Chel: Eh? What are you doing Ed! This is not a dream, wake up! Snap out of it!
Ed: I know it's not a dream, baka! I'll kill Roy anyway!
Chel: Why do you want to kill him?
Raine: Because Roy is his boss...that's it! I've got it! Roy can order him to stop!
Ed: Not anymore he can't! I quit!
Roy: -Uses alchemy and sets Ed on fire-
Ed: AHHH!!!! -Ed-fireball runs around in circles-
Raine: I'll get the marshmallows!!
Al: Let's bake cookies
Chel: Ed! Stop, drop and roll!
Ed: What? Pop, bop and poll?
Chel: Apparently his hearing is bad too...
Raine: I like cookies too! Let's go get the ingredients, Al!
Al: YAY! Let's go!
-Al and Rain exit the room to get the ingredients-
Ed: WATER!!! WATER!!! AHHH!!! MY HAIR!!!
Roy: Hehe .
Ed: -Runs in front of Roy still in a fireball- GET RID OF THIS FIRE!
Roy: I'll be going now Bye!! -Runs away-
Ed: COME BACK HERE! -Runs over to Chel- Chel, please save me!
Chel: Give me a reason why I should save you.
Ed: I'll be nice to you from now on, so PLEASE save me!
Chel: Oh, alright -Gets a water hose and puts out fire-
-Raine and Al return with ingredients-
Raine: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FIRE?! How are we supposed to bake cookies now?
Al: ;-;
Ed: -Cough cough- How dare you! Caring more about those...those...cookies than me!
Raine: Hmph...
Al: Gomen Nii-san... ;-; but I want to make cookies! -Starts bawling-
Ed: Hmmph, at least Chel cares about me!
Chel: Neh? I do?
Raine: (To Al) Awww...aren't they such a cute couple?? .
Al: (Looks at Ed and Chel) -Nods-
Ed: WHAAATT?! -Blush-
Raine: THAT'S SO CUTE!! ED IS BLUSHING!! (With a tune) Ed has a crush! Ed has a crush! XD
Chel: What??
Ed: I don't have a crush on her!
Al: Nii-san, what about Winry? Do you still like her or do you like Chel more?
Ed: WHAT?
Raine: Admit it Ed! You like Chel!!
Ed: So DON'T!
Raine: Yes you do!
Ed: DON'T!
Raine: DO!
Ed: DON'T!
Raine: DO!
Ed: (Thinking) I know...the reverse psycology thing! (/Thinking) DO!
Raine: HE ADMITTED IT!
Ed: WHAT!?
Al: COOKIES! Raine let's make the cookies!!
Raine: Coming!! Have fun Ed! Talk to her!! -Runs over to Al-
-Raine and Al leave-
(Very awkward silence in the room)
Chel: So, Ed...
Ed: I do not!
Chel: What?
Ed: I mean... (Thinking) Oh my god, we're all alone! (/Thinking)
(More awkward silence)
Raine: I'll go preheat the oven while you mix, okay?
Al: Cookie cookie cookie!
Raine: Yep x3
Ed: So... do you have a boyfriend?
Chel: -Blushes- Umm... no... Do you have a girlfriend?
Ed: No... Where is that idiot and Al?
Chel: (Thinking) Thank god he changed the topic (/Thinking)
Al: Cookie X3
Raine: What's that smell?
Al: Cookie?
Raine: OH MY GOD THE COOKIES ARE ALL BURNT!!
Al: NO!!! COOKIE!!
Raine: AHHH!! NOW SOME ARE ON FIRE!! WATER!! WATER!!
Al: -Gets bucket of water and pours it onto the cookies- -Sniff-
Raine: Sorry...let's make them again! And I think you should watch the oven this time...o.o;
Al: -Nods-
Ed: Bakas! Why are they taking so long to make cookies?
Chel: Why are you getting so mad?
Ed: Ermm... yeah, why am I getting so mad? I should be happy because I'm with y--stops himself from saying it out loud- -blushes a deep red-
Chel: Hehe, Ed is so funny when he's embarrassed
-Better cookies come out of the oven-
Raine: YAY! Al you're the best cook ever!
Al: YAY! COOKIES! -Munch munch-
Raine: All the cookies I make are either too raw or burnt...-Sigh-
Al: -Hands Raine a cookie- Cookie?
Raine: Yes please! X3 Let's go and give Ed and Chel some .
Al: -Nods- 3
Chel: -Smells cookies- Yummy! Cookies!
Ed: Where, WHERE?
Al: Who wants cookies?
Chel and Ed: We do!
(No cookies remaining on the plate)
Raine: Those were yummy
Al: Yep. Yummy -
Raine: Too bad Roy left...he missed out
Ed: -Chokes on cookie- You really want HIM to take some cookies?? We'll probably end up with just half a cookie each!
Raine: Okay, okay...calm down...
Chel: I need something to help wash down the cookies.
Al: How about milk?
Chel: Okay!
Ed: What? Milk's nasty! How can you drink it?!
Raine: -Drinks ice chocolate- A drink is the best after a long day's work .
Al: I say cookies are the best...
Ed: Aren't you over cookies yet?
Al: Nope!
Raine: I've been having headaches all this morning since I woke up...still kinda hurts...must be because Ed hit me on the head so many times...
Chel: -Makes a strawberry smoothie- Yup! Cheers to a long day's work.
Al: -Raises cookie- Cheers!
Ed: What was it that was hard today?
Raine: Well I had a lot of house chores to do today xP
Ed: Haha!
Raine: What are YOU laughing about? You don't even HAVE a house!
Al: ;-;
Raine: Why are you crying Al-kun?
Al: I don't have a house either...
Raine: Awww...I'm sorry
Al: It's okay -wipes tears away-. Nii-san and I had to burn down our house in order for us to move on.
Ed: YAH! But at least we have a room in that stupid military place. And Winry lets us stay over at her house too!
Raine: OOooo you mentioned Winry!!
Ed: -Face goes red- DID NOT!
Raine: YOU'RE BLUSHING!
Ed: AM NOT!
Al: So who do you like Nii-san? Winry or Chel?
Ed: -Faces goes extremely red-
Chel: -Feels uncomfortable-
Al: Nii-san, what's the answer? If you give it to us, we can plan your wedding!
Ed: WHAT!?!
Al: Oh did I say that? I meant that we can plan your first date
Raine: YAY!! And we can bake more cookies for it!
Al: COOKIES! YAY!!
Ed: I like my reflection XD
Raine: ...well you're not getting more cookies than your share...-Munches on a fortune cookie-
Chel: Can we bake chocolate chip cookies?
Al: Okay! Let's bake all sorts of cookies!
Ed: (Thinking) Hehe, I didn't have to answer their question! Phew! (/Thinking)
Raine: And don't think you're off the hook Edward Elric!
Ed: O.O
Raine: Answer the question! Who do you like?!
Al: Tell me Nii-san! Tell me! -goes hyper- (Is actually thinking) COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE!! If I annoy Nii-san enough I'll get his cookies!!
Ed: I have to go the bathroom! -Runs to bathroom- (Thinking) I need to come up with a plan (/Thinking)
Al: You can't hide forever Nii-san! Tell me! Tell me!
Ed: If you shut up, I'll give you a cookie.
Al: Cookie!
Ed: -Comes out of the bathroom and hands Al a cookie-
Raine: TELL MEEEEEEEEE!!!
Ed: -Hands Raine a cookie-
Raine: COOKIE!!!
Ed: Phew...
Raine: So who do you like? -Munch munch-
Ed: ARGH!!!!!!
Ed: -Uses Alchemy to somehow make a bunch of baked cookies- There! Eat! -Runs away-
Chel: -Drools- Cookies! Yummy! -Munch munch-
Raine: I don't feel like eating cookies...
Ed: (Thinking in hiding place) Uh oh...
Al: Can I have your cookies?
Raine: Sure. Take them.
Al: 3 -Munch munch-
Raine: Now to find out the answer...-Takes out magnifying glass and a detective jacket and a detective hat from out of nowhere-
Ed: Think! Think! Gotta come up with a plan!
Al: Aww... All the cookies are gone. Oh well, now to find out where Nii-san is hiding so we can get the answer out of him.
Ed: -Panics-
Raine: Here Al-kun, you can have the jacket and hat. They look good on you.
Al: YAY X3
Raine: Where do you think he could be hiding? Any clues Chel?
Ed: -Is still panicking-
Chel: -Eating cookies from this other plate that nobody saw- Huh?
Al:O More cookies!
Ed: Phew! I still have time!
(Two seconds pass)
Al: Aww no more cookies!
Raine: -Thinks- Fufufu...I know...
Al: ;-; No more cookies...
Raine: (Shouts) Seems the SHORTY!!! Who is most definitely an IDIOT!!! Isn't going to come out!
Ed: -Storms out- WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SHORTY AND AN IDIOT?!
Raine: GOTCHA!
Al: Good job, Raine! -Ties up Ed to chair- Now Nii-san, who do you like? Chel or Winry?
Ed: -Panics even more- Umm... -starts sweating-...
Al: Nii-san?
Raine: Awww...don't say it like that...
Ed: I can't believe it but you're saving me! Now help untie these ropes for me!
Raine: Huh? What I meant is...-Takes out whip- YOU DO IT LIKE THIS! -Cracks whip- Now...tell me who you like:)
Ed: -Eyes bulge- AHHHH!! Chel, save me!
Al: He just said Chel! You like Chel!
Ed: WHAT? No! I just asked her to save me!
Al: No, you just said her name which means you like her :D
Ed: No!
Raine: Haha you must . So Chel do you like him back?
Ed: I asked her to save me!
Raine: Save...like...same thing...
Ed: NO IT'S DIFFERNT!!!!!
Al: Nii-san don't be shy ;)
Chel: What? Umm... -Blushes-
Al: You like him too!
Chel: I didn't even answer yet!
Al: Great, now you and Nii-san can get married.
Ed and Chel: WHAT?!?
Raine: Remember to send me an invitation
Al: Me too Nii-san! Don't forget me!!
Ed: SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU! UNTIE ME!! -Struggle struggle-
Al: There's no way we're untying you until you tell us the answer! Winry or Chel?
-Winry pops in-
Winry: Ed, don't you like me?
Ed: -Blushes like crazy- ...
Winry: -Starts crying-
Raine: OOooo...Chel has competition!!
Winry: What's this all about anyway?
Raine: We're trying to figure out who Ed likes .
Winry: So who does he like?
Raine: He hasn't answered us yet...it's out of you and Chel.
Winry: Why not you too?
Raine: Because he doesn't like me...and this is more fun anyway! XD
Winry: Fair enough
Al: Winry, please help us force out the answer from Nii-san.
Ed: W-what are you going to do to me?
Al: Like I said, we're going to force the truth out of you.
Ed: -Panics- Wait! What if I don't like either of them?
Al: Too bad, you have to choose one or the other.
Raine: Go Al go!
Winry: What do I do?
Raine: Go take off his automail before he can use alchemy.
Winry: Right.
Ed: Alchemy? SHEESH I TOTALLY FORGOT! -Uses alchemy and breaks ropes- Thanks baka! -Runs for it-
Raine: DON'T CALL ME BAKA!!! -Chases while still holding whip-
Ed: Damn, my short legs aren't running fast. Wait, who are you calling short? Wait, I called myself short. Gah! Her stupidness is spreading to me!
Al: Raine! I have a trap set for him!
Ed: Trap? Where could the trap be? -Runs on top of a trap and gets caught in a net- AHHH!
Raine: -Skids to a stop- -Catches breath- Good job Al! You're way smarter than your brother!
Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING STUPID?!?!
Raine: You of course.
Ed: WHY YOU LITTLE!!
Winry: I've got my wrench! Let's get dismantling!
Ed: AHHH!!!!! Let me out of here!
Al: We will once you tell us the truth! Chel or Winry!
Winry: Oooh Pick me! Pick me!
Ed: -Blushes-