This story belongs to D'arkYagam'i, the best writer of the universe. It's just a repost, because I can't find this anywhere

PAIN NOTE ~ THE RESSUREKSHUN OF RAY PEMBER!

It was a happy day in America because it was bright and the sun was shining and people were happy going about there daily business. Ray Pember stood under streetlight smoking a cigarette. The smoke was flying around his head and it shone in the sun like a shiny cloud of smoke.

A motorbike drive past and stopped and backed up and stopped again and got off the motorbike and took off her helmet and kissed Ray Pember on the cheeks and then the mouth. Ray took the cigareete out of mouth and kissed Noami back.

"How was japan?" asked Ray taking the cigarette and blowing smoke hearts in the sky like 3.

"it was nice. There was this guy called beyond birthday and he killed himself and this guy called L helped me arrest him and then he got kiraed in prison."

"it is funny that you should say that. That L guy called me on my cell phone and said that I should go to japan and help him find kira.

So they went to japan. They flew on an airplane because the road was really long and it went through the sea and they had to get a boat which was no good because I had said not to go on the boat incase kira had found them and sunk the boat

When they laned in japan the sun was almost set and just poked over the skyscrapers that Tokyo was full of.

Suddenly qa gold notebook flew out of the sky and landed with a splat in front of ray and he picked it and looked at the cover and it said pain note and the writing was all red and it looked lke blood but unbenoenst to them it was blood be cause they guy who wrote it was blud who was like a really shinigami whoo loved blood almost as much as he liked blood bananas (see my oter fic about Dark yagami for more details!) and named himself after blood because it was so good.

"what the f-ck is a pain note!" wondered ray pember allowed and accidently wrote the name of a random guy in the pain note. Suddenly a guy behind them shouted oww that hurts.

Ray looked over the note. Iut had rules in the front like a death note did in fact they were the death note rules but someone had crossed out death and written pain and also it was written in blood whci h was sticky and red on rays fingers.

Ray gota pen and wrote light yagami in it but he didnt know he guy yet so it didn't work and also he didn't know but light wasnt his real name but more on that in another fic!

Then someone stood behind him in a grey hood and killed a janitor. It was...light!

"do some stuff for me or I'll kill you!" said light.

Then a whole bunch of stuff happend like you already read in the manga or seen on the show im not going to repear it here but then ray died on the train or something I don't know he comes back soon so don't worry about it

Noami was upset and picked up the pain note and looked at it. The blood red cover glowed red like blood. In her anger she wrote a whole bunch of names from the phone book and like soon half of jaapn was in pain because of this evil notebook

Then Blud appeared in front of her and he was a big guy like the size of a house only smaller so he could fit on the train with her and he said

"I can bring him back but on one condittion: you hav to sex with me.

Noami fell back on to the bed and sexed with the king of the shinigami which was hard becasse he was so big and also becase shinigami cant have sex but he was bedding the rules because he was king and he could do whatever he wanted. He had a magic thingy which was the size of a subway train and noami had to squeeze to fit it in

They sexed for a bit then they stoped because they were done sexing

You are very good he said putting on his trousers back on. "I can see why he loved you because you sex well and also you are beuatiful

Then ray cmae back to life and they all lived happy ever after except light becase he got arrest

NIEN MONTHS LATER

Noami took a pregnancy test and it came back blue which sometimes means shes not pregnant but she checked the box and this one meant she was pregnant

"Ray I have something to tell you. Im having a baby... and its bluds!"

DUN DUN DUURN!