Garfield vs Gary the Hot Soup
Garfield was walking on All-American highway, with his walking speed being faster than fastest racing car, when suddenly helicopters and tanks from out of nowhere came for an attack.
"Garfield, you are wanted dead by mysterious leaders, now fall to the weapons of technology invented by the race of man." Said tank commander.
Rockets and bullets flew towards Garfield, but his steel biceps reflected them all back at shooters, killing them all at once.
"Please spare me, I am just following orders." Said Tank Commander.
"Ok, and this is nothing personnel, kid." Responded Garfield with deadliness as he decapitated Tank Commander with raising of eyebrow.
Garfield continues on his ways when he comes across big hole in the road and broken bridge, with wageslave workers working to repair it. "Hold up sir, you cannot pass, bridge is under construction." Says police guard with ordering.
"It is you that cannot pass." Says Garfield with wise as he punches Police Guard into the construction, suddenly creating masterpiece bridge instantly.
"Garfield, you have saved us from many repair costing and stuff, here is the key to the city, and you are now the mayor." Says Mayor who gives Garfield key to city. Garfield continues way to the evil fortress of unknown enemies, and breaks into the front gates. "I am only simple repairman, I come to fix what is wrong with the plumbing." Says Garfield as he takes out dual machinegun crossbows and fills evil minions with bolts. Garfield makes way to center room, where he encounters normal looking man. "I am Gary the Hot Soup." Says Gary the Hot Soup. "I am minion for greater evil people, but I am also very strong. "Says Gary again.
"Very well, let us fight. Soups on, baby!" Shouts Gary the Hot Soup as the two collide for battle.
Gary punched Garfield in stomach, but Garfield punched Gary in the heart.
"The soup never dies!" Said Gary as he exploded into soup cans and tears.
"Be careful, soup does not taste good cold." Said Garfield with funny.
"Thank you for saving us, Garfield, you are the true hero." Said Tanya the Nazi loli, Lyria, Djeeta, and Flowers.
"You have not seen me be true hero yet." Says Garfield with flirtation as he takes them back home for romance.
America, for the third time in single day, was saved by Garfield. World is peaceful again. The end..?
To be continued...?
Sequel coming soon...?
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