Okay, so this story will be a collection of one-shots, song-fics, poems, etc. This is part one of 101 WAC. (101 Ways to Annoy Campers)

101 Ways to Annoy Campers

1-10

1. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."

Annabeth went over to Travis.

"Travis, have you seen Percy?"

"That's what you think."

"Excuse me?"

"That's what you think." Travis repeated.

Annabeth saw Conner. "Conner, why is your brother acting so weird?"

"That's what you think." Conner replied, smirking.

"Argh!" Annabeth went to ask another camper.

The two brothers high-fived.

2. Ask people what gender they are.

"Katie."

"What Stoll?"

"Are you a boy or a girl?"

"EXCUSE ME?!"

"Just asking. So, are you a boy?"

Katie held up the shovel in her hand threateningly.

"I'll take that as a yes."

For the next hour, people watched as Katie chased Travis with a shovel.

3. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."

"Rachel, can you help me?" Percy asked, struggling with a heavy box.

"Of course, in accordance with the prophesy."

"What!? There's another prophesy?!"

"Maybe, in accordance with the prophesy."

"What do you mean, maybe? You have to tell Chiro-"

"Hey, Rachel! Here's the paint you wanted." Conner said, carrying several buckets of paint.

"Just put it in my cave, in accordance with the prophesy."

"Okay!" Conner said.

Percy watched him go.

"...you're just messing with me aren't you?"

"Yes, in accordance with the prophesy."

"You know what, I'll just do this myself."

4. Phone random numbers and tell them you are holding their daughter hostage.

"Hello?" A snobby-sounding woman asked.

Travis spoke in a gruff voice, "I'm holding your daughter hostage." He hung up before she could respond.

"Hello, Pizza Hut. We're having a sale today, 20% off everything." Said a bored-sounding teen.

"Pizza Hut, we're holding your daughter hostage."

"Wha-I'm fifteen for god's sake-"

"You know, this isn't all that fun." Conner said.

"True, but we haven't tried one number yet..."

"Hello? Annabeth Chase here."

"I'm holding your daughter hostage." Conner said.

"Conner, I know it's you. Go away." She hung up.

"That wasn't as fun as I thought it'd be."

5. Recite the first 1,000 decimal places of Pi. Then ask if people want to hear it in binary, too.

"I have something to say." Daren, a son of Athena announced.

Everyone turned to look at him.

"3.1415926535897932384626433832795028

84197169399375105820974944592307816406286

20899862803482534211706798214808651328230

664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028

4102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233

786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006

606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146

951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749

567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190

702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827

785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923

542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049"

Daren took a deep breath. "Say, you wanna hear it in binary?"

"NO!"

6. Go up to everybody and say "I am a purple antelope.", then stare at them questioningly and turn around without saying anything else.

Travis walked up to Katie. Without looking up, she said, "Travis what are yo-"

"I am a purple antelope."

"Wha-"

Travis stared at her like she was crazy and ran over to Nico.

"I am a purple antelope."

"Uh..."

Travis went over to Rachel.

"I am a purple antelope."

"I knew that was gonna happen, y'know."

"...Darn."

7. At random times in a conversation, say "hi," "hello Sir, how are you?" or "have a good day, thank you."

"I just don't know what to do! Jason's acting all weird and-"

"Hi."

Piper looked at Leo.

"Er...hi?"

Leo just stared at her.

"Well anyways, I was wondering if-"

"Have a good day!" Leo said.

"Leo!"

"What?"

"I...uh...nothing. So do you know why Jason is acting all-"

"Hello, Ma'm, how are you?"

"..."

8. Sing the "This is the song that never ends" song from Lampchop's Play-Along.

"This is the song that never ends
Yes it goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it
Not knowing what it was
But people kept singing it just because..." Conner sang, in the middle of dinner. Everyone stared.

Travis stood up.

"This is the song that never ends
Yes it goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it
Not knowing what it was
But people kept singing it just because..."

Leo stood up, and so did Daren.

"This is the song that never ends
Yes it goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it
Not knowing what it was
But people kept singing it just because..."

Greg, a son of Hecate waved his hand, and the lyrics appeared, floating at the edge of the pavilion.

"This is the song that never ends
Yes it goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it
Not knowing what it was
But people kept singing it just because..."

9. Stare at people for about five minutes, making sure they know you're staring at them. Then, slowly sneak up to them. Sniff their head, then run away. Repeat.

[WARNING FOR YOUNGER READERS! This part contains swearing.]

Cleo, a child of Nyx, sat at a bench, reading. Travis stood a foot away from her and stared. Cleo looked up and glanced at Travis.

"Can I help you?"

Travis shook his head. Cleo raised an eyebrow and turned back to her book.

A minute later, she looked up again.

"Uh, what are you doing?"

Travis said nothing.

"Creep." Cleo scooted away from him and continued to read.

Slowly, Travis sneaked up to her and sniffed her head. Then he ran away.

"What the fuck!?"

10. Walk up to someone eating. Lean over and stare at them intently until they notice. Continue to do so until they ask what you're doing. Reply, "I've been watching you eat for the last 30 seconds.. You're weird!"

Daren sat next to his sister and stared at her. After a few seconds, she looked up.

"Daren, what are you doing?"

"I've been watching you eat for the last 30 seconds.. You're weird!" Daren then turned to his own breakfast and ignored her.

"It was 20 seconds." Annabeth replied.

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