TITLE: The Last Straw
AUTHOR: Sam (Lestrade42@aol.com)
RATING: PG-13
FEEDBACK: Does the Pope wear a funny hat?
DISCLAIMER: I only own whats in my head, but even some of that has been leased out to pay for college. Pre-'Hush'
For all the nuts out there. You make coming home from work so much more enjoyable.
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Willow paced up and down her side of the dorm room, a knife glinting in her hand. Her face held a look of pure hatred, sweat pouring down her brow.
Xander sat on the edge of Buffy's bed looking scared out of his wits. "Will, come on. you can't keep doing this."
Willow spun around to him. "No! This is gonna stop! I've had it! I've had it up way past here!" She held the knife above her head standing on her tip toes. It waved dangeroulsy close to her head.
"Will,come on. After all this time..."
"No! Nothing that we've been through can make up for this!" She spun around, point the knife at her good friend. "How could you! After all this time... After everything we've been through... How could you just...." Tears began to fall down her face. "I thought you were my friend."
Xander walked up slowly behind her, placing a hand on her shoulder. "Willow, please..."
Willow elbowed Xander. He fell in a heap at the foot of Buffy's bed. She charged screaming to the other side of the room, to her friend.
"Willow, NO!"
Willow brought the knife down with all her might. "Die!"
The door to the dorm room opened. "Hello?" Buffy's head slipped in between the crack. Xander motioned for her to come in. Willow was still stabbing away.
"Oh my God! What the hell is going on!?" Buffy ran to Xander's side and helped him up.
"She's had it. She'd finally flipped. She's taking our all her anger and frustration on her oldest and dearest friend."
Buffy looked confused. "Ah, Xander? She's stabbing a bagel cutter."
Willow pulled the knife out of the side of the contraption, a mutilated bagel still sitting inside of it. "It..." She stabbed again. "...Just..." She pulled the knife out.
"... Won't..." Stab. "...Cut..." Out. "... The damn..." Stab. "...Bagels..." Out. "...Anymore!!!" Stab. Out. Bagel crums floated mournfully to the floor.
Buffy shook her head. "It's gonna be a long semester."
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Nominated for a 'Golden Frog Award' for comedy.
AUTHOR: Sam (Lestrade42@aol.com)
RATING: PG-13
FEEDBACK: Does the Pope wear a funny hat?
DISCLAIMER: I only own whats in my head, but even some of that has been leased out to pay for college. Pre-'Hush'
For all the nuts out there. You make coming home from work so much more enjoyable.
_______________________________________________________________________
Willow paced up and down her side of the dorm room, a knife glinting in her hand. Her face held a look of pure hatred, sweat pouring down her brow.
Xander sat on the edge of Buffy's bed looking scared out of his wits. "Will, come on. you can't keep doing this."
Willow spun around to him. "No! This is gonna stop! I've had it! I've had it up way past here!" She held the knife above her head standing on her tip toes. It waved dangeroulsy close to her head.
"Will,come on. After all this time..."
"No! Nothing that we've been through can make up for this!" She spun around, point the knife at her good friend. "How could you! After all this time... After everything we've been through... How could you just...." Tears began to fall down her face. "I thought you were my friend."
Xander walked up slowly behind her, placing a hand on her shoulder. "Willow, please..."
Willow elbowed Xander. He fell in a heap at the foot of Buffy's bed. She charged screaming to the other side of the room, to her friend.
"Willow, NO!"
Willow brought the knife down with all her might. "Die!"
The door to the dorm room opened. "Hello?" Buffy's head slipped in between the crack. Xander motioned for her to come in. Willow was still stabbing away.
"Oh my God! What the hell is going on!?" Buffy ran to Xander's side and helped him up.
"She's had it. She'd finally flipped. She's taking our all her anger and frustration on her oldest and dearest friend."
Buffy looked confused. "Ah, Xander? She's stabbing a bagel cutter."
Willow pulled the knife out of the side of the contraption, a mutilated bagel still sitting inside of it. "It..." She stabbed again. "...Just..." She pulled the knife out.
"... Won't..." Stab. "...Cut..." Out. "... The damn..." Stab. "...Bagels..." Out. "...Anymore!!!" Stab. Out. Bagel crums floated mournfully to the floor.
Buffy shook her head. "It's gonna be a long semester."
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Nominated for a 'Golden Frog Award' for comedy.