Hello Tony, may I call you Tony? Oh I'm sure you don't mind.

You don't know me, but I know you. Extremely well as a matter of fact. I feel as if there is a strong connection between the two of us. Like Tango and Cash or Riggs and Murtaugh. Unfortunately, we haven't had the pleasure of meeting officially yet, but I believe we could get along like a house on fire if I proved that I am worthy of your friendship.

You see, I know that your are a great agent, but I feel as if you haven't been given the perfect opportunity to demonstrate your capabilities. I'm sure that you would agree with me if I told you that you had the makings of a great character. I'm certain that you have dreamed of being the hero in your very own movie and that's why I'm here. To give you that chance.

Naturally, every hero must have a leading lady, who in your case seems to be the lovely Ms. David. Right now you're probably wondering where she is. Not to worry! She is perfectly safe. For now.

I do apologize, but what's a good movie without some good suspense and drama?

That was rhetorical. Of course I'm sure a good movie buff like you would agree anyway. But I'm getting off topic.

Here's how it works. I will provide you with the general outline of your movie. You can call me... The Director. But, I will give you some artistic freedom and let you play out the ending all on your own. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm digressing again, but you of all people know how that can happen. Once you start chattering away, it's hard to get back on track. But this is the last time. Promise.

I'm sure you're simply dying with excitement to read the synopsis. I won't keep you waiting any longer.

Also, I feel that I should mention that I'm casting myself as the bad guy here. Because every movie needs a good old fashioned villain. But I'm sure that you know that I'm only trying to help you.

Anyway, here it is. Tadaa!

'A dashing federal agent discovers a mysterious letter on his desk one day. He discovers in horror, that the woman he loves had been kidnapped and only he can save her. The villain, has left him a series of clues to follow. Can the courageous officer figure out what it all means before it's too late? Or will he suffer the same fate as many others before? Destined to roam the world as a lone wolf?'

So, what do you think? It's good right?

I call dibs on the ownership rights!

Oh, I'm just course we can share. Anywho, I'll just leave it to you then.

Oh. I almost forgot. Your first clue. Silly me! You know how sometimes important stuff can just fly right out of your head?

Your first clue is this letter.