Harry Potter and the Curse of the Millennium Items
Prologue
It was a beautiful summer's day in Domino City and since this is the American version of Yu-gi-oh, Domino City is in America and they all speak pretty good English. Kaiba, the youngest CEO in history was currently throwing yet another tournament to see if he could beat Yu-gi Motou. Now, he'd tried and failed to beat Yu-gi many times before and he hadn't yet got it through his head that he probably wasn't ever going to. But that didn't stop him, because it was now the final round and it looked like he was inches away from victory. The life-points were as standing: Kaiba: 1000 lp to Yu-gi: 800 lp. Now one would assume you wouldn't make a spectacular comeback from losing this much, but Yu-gi was one of a kind and would draw exactly the card he needed because he believed in the Heart of the Cards.
As predicted, Kaiba summoned the Blue Eyes White Dragon to the playing field. This, Yu-gi knew, was why he kept losing. He wasn't about to enlighten Kaiba, though, that it was his Blue Eyes that was failing him every time.
'Blue Eyes again?' Yu-gi asked, 'Right. I summon the Dark Magician magic card.'
This made no sense to anybody. Yu-gi's Dark Magician had 2500 LP and five hundred less life points than what all three of Kaiba's dragons had combined. Yet the Dark Magician had never yet failed to win him a duel. Especially against Kaiba, who hadn't got it through his head that every time the Dark Magician was played meant that he was about to lose. So instead, he gloated.
'What? Your Dark Magician has five hundred less life points than my dragons,' he observed.
'Yes, but I summon another card, Dark Magician Girl in attack mode! But wait, there's more!' Yu-gi cried out triumphantly, 'I also summon Chaos Magician in attack mode. Together, their attack points are double what your dragons have.'
'Oh no!' Kaiba exclaimed now cottoning on to the fact that he was going to lose.
Yu-gi's cheerleaders started whooping again. They were so sure he was going to lose. Anzu, Yu-gi's girlfriend, looked very relieved that her boyfriend wasn't going to lose. She had been held in suspense even though Yu-gi won every time against Kaiba. So Yu-gi had decided to end his turn there even though he could attack Kaiba right away. But Kaiba had other ideas than summoning a different monster to win against Yu-gi.
'I use the polymerization magic card!' he exclaimed forcefully, 'This combines all my dragons into Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon. This makes it unbeatable by your magicians, Yu-gi.'
So Kaiba attacks Yu-gi's Dark Magician directly. Only, his attack is blocked and somehow the Dark Magician has gained extra life points and so has Yu-gi. Yu-gi explains his new trap card that he had face down on the field in great length. Kaiba looks scandalized, because he could no longer do anything else in his current turn. It looks like his chances of winning are coming to a close, but his little brother Mokuba is still cheering him on happily oblivious to the fact that Kaiba was going to lose. Yu-gi on his next turn uses another magic card to power up all three magicians so they are unbeatable by Kaiba's Blue Eye's Ultimate Dragon and defeats Kaiba. Kaiba looks positively annoyed.
'Next time Kaiba you might want to consider using the Heart of the Cards,' Yu-gi lectures, as always at the end of every duel.
'Save it for someone who cares Yu-gi,' Kaiba growls angrily when suddenly people start to scream all around them.
For a moment they don't know or realise what is going on. But the screams keep getting louder and there are constant flashes of green light absolutely everywhere. Now strictly speaking they should have started panicking. But none of them had worked out why anybody was screaming just yet.
'Ohmigod!' Anzu cried out, terrified, 'What's going on?'
'That's what I intend to find out,' Kaiba said automatically heading towards the trouble.
'I don't think that's a good idea Kaiba,' Yu-gi complained, 'It sounds like people are getting killed—'
Suddenly the doors to the stadium burst open in a jet of red light. Standing before them were the strangest looking people wearing black cloaks, robes, and white masks with what looked like sticks in their hands. Kaiba stopped dead in his tracks and gave the strange men the evil eye. When suddenly, another group of people entered fighting hard: jets of light from green and red both flashed around the arena. Yu-gi and friends were unable to move as the battle wore on, wondering what the hell was going on when they should really have run away.
Finally, the battle seemed to die down. With cracks, some of the cloaked men disappeared from the room. One of the cloaked men, wearing a strange purple robe and cloak, came towards them. He had a long silver beard, blue eyes and wore horn-rimmed glasses. He was looking very anxious and obviously wanted to see if the teenagers were all right.
'Who do you think you are destroying my theme park?' Kaiba demanded angrily.
'I am Albus Dumbledore,' the man explained carefully, 'I am the Headmaster of a school of magic called Hogwarts. I believe you are the ones we have been looking for. The holders of the Millennium Items, something which a Dark Wizard named Voldermort has been looking to gain control over for some time now.'
Author's Note: Hi everyone. I'm doing this strictly humour related, so it goes through the normal Yu-gi-oh/Hp xover paraody type thing. My spelling, while good, is New Zealand spelling, so bare that in mind before reviewing. Tell me if you've any ideas for what you want to happen in the plot, however, I will still go with my original plotline if no comments are made.