I don't own any Ben 10 characters, nor do I claim. Baby Sues, baby Sues. Did I mention how much I love them? I did? Well, huzzah. Have some more!
D'Void, former wacky tyrant and father of multiple baby Sue Null Guardians who do nothing but fail at acting cute and shriek-sob all day long and get specialized treatment while performing various cuddle-doo random nonsense, was fawning over his baby Sues again. Ugly!Sue monster babies are better than normal human girl Sues, who are so tragically boring and dumb. Yeah, let's go with that. It's not hypocritical at all, or anything.
"Are you sick again and dying, or what?" he inquired to the ugly babies. He took their little cuddle toys and dangled them around until the sobbing monstrosities lunged at his hands with their slimy film covered teeth. "Oh, you want the toys. Okay then!"
He went to bed then. He obviously needs regular sleep, being nigh impervious to everything. It fits the plot. He woke up later on to announce how he was feeling. Writing is hard.
"I am extremely hungry now," he announced. He got up.
He went to the kitchen which he had in the Null Void and has been previously established twenty or more times already. He saw a random cookie on a counter. He picked it up.
"I don't know what this cookie is made out of or how it got here. All I know is I'm gonna eat it!" He began to bite the cookie.
The scream-sobbing Sue babies appear. They scream-sobbed hysterically at him.
"Aw, lightly roasted fucknuts," D'Void muttered.
Luckily for him, the cookie was a trap set by the rebels. It was poisoned. He died, leaving the perpetual shrieking-sobbing Mary Sue madness behind him, finally.
Until the next story, that is.
The End