Crazy Time with Emmett Continued…
We were formerly know as Sayuki-hime-no-Yumenohitsuzen
Chapter 5: Emmett, Jacob and Hannah Montana
Thought= Italized
Renesmee POV:
Uncle Emmett and I were watching Hannah Montana on TV. Suddenly Jakie came over (AN/ Jakie is Jacob, and he imprinted on nessie).
Emmett: What are you doing here dog?
Jake: I came over to visit, the love of my life, Renesmee.
Suddenly Jake looks over to the tv, and … he screams like a little girl.
Jake: OH MY GOD!!!!! IT HANNAH MONTANA!!!!! AHHHHH!
Emmett: Oh no you didn't! Hannah is mine! Piss off!
Jake: But…I LOVE HER! More than Renesmee!
Me: WHAT!?
I started to cry, and then Daddy came in.
Me: DADDY! Jake says that he loves Hannah Montana more than me!
Daddy: WHAT! DOG!!!!
Daddy started to chase Jake around! Dad knows how to make me feel better!
Dad: NOOOOO! HANNAH IS MINE! I MEET HER ON TV BEFORE I MEET BELLA! SHE WAS MY FIRST AND ONLY LOVE!
Mama popped out of nowhere
Mama: WHAT!
Daddy: Ummm…. I didn't mean that….
Mama:First you say that I don't have laser eyes, and now this! Nooooooo! I should have married Jacob!
Jake: But…I never loved you I was using you to get Edward to love me.
Jake is gay? Noo!!!!! Nobody loves me… Well Exept Mama