D Figures
The Trip To Starbucks
(I do not own any of these characters.)
One bright sunny day, there was an apartment in which two friends lived, red and blue. "Wake up! Wake up!" screamed red as he busted into blues room. Blue was sitting on his bed with his laptop, which he quickly shut once red came in, "Dude, I'm trying to jack off, and you just"- "I don't care about your small sized penis! This is serious!" red shouted. "what is it?" "I'm dying for some coffee right now!"
Blue set his laptop aside, he kind of wanted some coffee too. "great, now I want some too". "Blue, I went all over and I can't find a single place that serves that shet!" Blue nodded, "Wait, what did you drive?" "your car obviously, dip shit." Blue ran over to the window, in which he saw his car with dents and blood stains all over it. "My car!" he cried. "Oh. And it's out of gas." Stated red. Without warning, red grabbed blue and dragged him outside. Blue stood up, watching as red stopped a cab, and threw out an orange citizen. "Get in!" yelled red as he jumped in the driver's seat. "This is so illegal, you retard!" The car sped off, leaving a trail of dust behind.
"So, what's your plan now captain planet?" asked blue. Red halted the car at a strip club. "Just one lap? Ok!" said red. "No! we need the money for coffee." Replied blue. Red got out of the car and headed inside, "who needs money?" he asked. Blue waited awkwardly in the car, not knowing if he should just take off without him. He decided that was probably best, so he reached for the keys, when he realized they were gone. Red had them.
Red soon returned, holding a female stripper in his hands. He put her in the backseat and he hopped in the front. "This is my new friend, uh... What was your name again?" asked red. The girl smiled, "cinnamon." "her name is cinnamon!" Blue was dumbfounded, red was such a dumb ass. "That's sit, I'll drive." Said blue as he took reds spot. Red shrugged, then got in the back with "cinnamon". Blue sped off. He then took out his phone and went into the GPS app. "which place should we go?" but red wasn't listening, he was having some oral back there with cinnamon. "Oh god! In this guy's car, really!?" said blue, truly shocked. "yep." Said red pleasurably.
Soon night came. And blue was still driving.
Darkness.
Cars.
Darkness.
Why was it getting so dark?
Blue realized it was because he was so tired. He looked back and saw red, cuddled up with the girl, sleeping. "red. We need to switch." He said half-heartedly. Suddenly, blue heard a honk. He whipped around, and saw a semi coming right at them. So, he turned, almost being ran over by the huge thing. After a few deep breathes, blue felt the darkness consume him once more.
Cars.
Darkness.
Cars.
A lot of darkness.
Then, with that, blue let it take him, he rested his head on the wheel, and drifted asleep, not even hearing the cars heading his way on the road.
(This is my first Dick Figure story, so don't judge me too much. I'm still working on the next chapters. So, feel free to review this one, I would appreciate it).