I don't own any Ben 10 characters, nor do I claim. Boy, I'll tell you what, TRAGEDY!Sues are the worst.

D'Void came out of his mansion slash citadel in the Null Void sobbing his little eyes out.

"Oh, Glob, now what?" Helen sighed.

"His Mary Sues died...again," Manny predicted.

"My Mary Sues died again!" D'Void wailed.

Manny groaned angrily. He threw up his hands. "YEAH, we kinda figured on that."

"They died from mysterious illness No. 245," D'Void continued on, though no one was listening. "I cried for twenty seven hours."

"Whatever," Helen said. "I'm outta here." She ran away to go do something more constructive.

"I'm going to kill you a lot, stupid rebels and Helpers," D'Void whined. "And then I'm going to go stare at the rotting corpses of my precious dead Mary Sue babies for twelve more hours. Then I'm going to sob hysterically a lot more."

"WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK," everyone cried.

They didn't.

"Well, you should! You should care about my precious babies as much as I do! Because I say so! Really, it's the original author speaking vicariously through me," he yell-sobbed. "Pretend not to notice!"

He flew into the air. And then he exploded. Like a firework.

"Well, that was convenient," Manny said.

It was.

The End