Okay, all I am going to say for this one is if you didn't get offended, there is something wrong with you. Also, I don't own Hetalia… I… Imma go now.

I No Understand

"Shut it, frog-face," England yelled at France (he had made yet another move on the Brit).

"Mon petite lapin, why won't you marry me? DON'T YOU CARE WHETHER I LIVE?" The Frenchman cried, of course. That absolute moron, England, had rejected him time and time again, and has even got France arrested! England did owe him one. One million, that is.

"Amigos, please calm down. You're upsetting Italy," said a calm Spain, pointing at the crying Italian who apparently wanted his 'Doitsu'.

MEANWHILE AT GREECE'S PLACE

The cats. They followed him everywhere, like servants. It wasn't that much of a big deal to him, but Japan thought different.

"Ano, Greece-san, why do cats forrow you around rike servants?" Japan, being who he is, did not like o question others about their life choices, but still…

"I do not know, my friend. I guess it's because in Greece, cats are everywhere," was the tiredly spoken answer of Greece.

BACK AT THE WORLD CONFRENCE

"Dudes, where is Japan n' Greece? C'mon, England you, like, know ev'rything," an annoying voice called out in the office room. All eyes were set on England (except for Russia's… Because he didn't care enough).

"You blithering idiot! What makes you think that I, Great Britain, have those two? I didn't kidnap them!" an overreacting Englishman practically screeched…

"Lapin, don't get your panties in a twist," France's mind soon went to very dirty places that we will not explore as this story was made in a school.

Suddenly, Scotland burst through the wall of the-

No. England's big brother hasn't been introduced in the original story yet, so he won't be included here either.

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The end. Only that it wasn't because Germany started the actual conference.

"ALL OV YOU SHUT UP! SINCE I'M CLEARLY ZE ONLY VONE WHO IS QUALIFIED ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY VUN ZIS CONFERENCE, YOU VILL ALL GO UNDER MY RULES! THREE MINUTES PER POINT, THEN VE MOVE ON. ANY QUESTIONS?"

Italy, being completely oblivious to the situation, put up his hand.

"Germany recognizes his friend, Italy, Germany then face-palmed for what was about to happen.

"Past-"

"Wait… Hasn't this happened before?"

STILL AT GREECE'S PLACE

"Many a day, I find myself thinking that my hometown will one day be forgotten, just a figure of the past… Japan, do you think this will happen?" Japan thought about this, clearly very hard as a comical red face replaced his normally pale complexion.

"Well, Greece-san, I think that you- wait, how do you even farl aslreep that fast?"

Japan was staring at a cat-ridden ruin as it snored peacefully. The only way he knew it was Greece was because he heard little mumbles about cats and money.

Let's just say that Greece was very warm on one of his very many ruins.

The actual end! I thought we'd never get there.

Sorry for the accents (I'm really not). This was written in a school, as seen above, so I had to keep it fairly decent.