okay no own Link...you hear that i hope your happy cries WHY GOD WHY COULDN"T I OWN LINK!...and be a fairy...hm...cough READ:)
It was a nice sunny day, the children were playing the old folks were telling those stories no one really cares about, and the HORRIBLE beasts in the woods were in heat and making disturbing howling noises. Link reflected on this sound as he bolted the window and sat down at his desk. He picked up a hot pink letter sprayed with perfume that read: Minda my hearteth beatheth with a thousand beats….eth. He picked up his shamoo fountain pen and sighed, he was feeling rather uninspired. The animal noise in the background grew louder as shots were fired…then stopped all together.
It had been two weeks since he last saw her, he leaned back and blissfully thought about how she used to caress his check when a loud banging sound on his door pulled him from his thoughts. Confused he headed to the door, almost tripping over his Bary Manilow greatest hits CD collection on the way. Fado was standing on link's porch holding up a limp-dead-chicken in a bright polka dotted bikini. "Howdy Link" He said as the hero of time opened the door "these puppies make a hol lotta noise when they are in heat. "Fado pointed to the dead chicken in the bikini as he said this.
"You shot a chicken in swim wear?" Link replied, flustered
A few aquward pauses followed as they both shifted nervously exchanging eye glances. Neither of them wanted to continue this conversation about the…chickens in heat…
"Aw by the way that Midna girl came around asking for you, but we told her you weren't home."
Link's jaw dropped and his mouth suddenly went dry, a million thoughts ran through his head, leaving him speechless, opening and closing his mouth like a moron who forgot how to breath…which was true because he coulden't function his brain. Why was SHE here?!? Whats going on? Had the mirror been fixed? Was there a seceret whole that she just fell out of that he diden't know about?!? unable to hold himself up he fell to his knees with anguish, he looked at Fado completely shocked and awed at why they would send her away like that! What the hell man!"What on this earth could possibly persuade you to tell her that I wasn't home????" Link demanded
"Honestly?"
"Yes," Link said through gritted teeth.
"I was watering my goats and I didn't wanna be bothered by unfamiliar persons so I sent her to that nice Ilia girl."
Link, being too distracted by the horrible reality that one can't water goats, suddenly pulled himself from his thoughts and pushed Fado off his balcony and sprinted toward Ordon village in pure disbelief…
A/N eth
OK! now...first of all we have two authers here! WOOT (we're not skitzo) cough so I(we) hope you enjoyed our EPIC story about stoof. now to explain the tittle and stuf, the...ETH 'ness' was inspired by shakespere (because we're shakespere poets...great ones...bow...) so...review or we'll send you threatining shakesphere poems...belive us...we've done it before(YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE)