Hello, hello! After getting somewhat older and a decent imagination, plus extra preferences and a newfound liking for yuri, I return back to writing fanfics!
Wolfie: Can we just get on to the story already?
Oh, it's you. *suddenly unenthusiastic and stuff*
Wolfie: What do you mean it's me? And why the unenthusiasm?
Well, let's just say you're returning to this story with a different name and possibly a massive personality change and other stuff.
Wolfie: ...The hell? And what's that supposed to mean?
Dunno. *insert troll face*
"So that's why you came here?" said a quite irritated Noire.
Neptune was rolling around on Lastation's Basillicom's floor, helping herself to some milk pudding she found earlier. Apparently, she had been slacking off for way too much, so Pissty decided to kick her out. "Yup!" Noire sighed, knowing that with Neptune around, she won't get much work done. Well, then again, she managed to breeze through several stacks of paperwork.
"I'm busy right now, so get out."
"Aww, but I travelled all the way here to accompany you, Lonely Heart..."
"W-who are you calling Lonely Heart?!" she retorted. "A-anyways, I'm leaving to take care of a monster-slaying quest, so goodbye!" Lonely Heart transformed and flew away. Not like she's lonely or anything!
"Hey, wait up!" The purplette also transformed and flew after Noire, not wanting to be left behind.
-TIMESKIP EVEN THOUGH IT'S JUST THE BEGINNING OF THIS FANFIC-
The two CPUs were now in the forest in human form, slaying monsters and heading into the deepest parts of the dungeon, cuz that's where the boss is, right? Noire was at level 65 while Neptune was. well, level 5.
"Hey, why am I at such a low level while Noire is around midgame level or something, Author?!" shouted Neptune to the sky. I can't help it if you were so lazy that your level dropped drastically. "Boo..."
Noire whacked Neptune on the head for breaking the fourth wall, before reading the quest details. "Apparently, we're looking for a wolflike monster that had been last sighted around here. Though it hasn't done anything yet, the people in the surrounding area wants us to get rid of it in case of any future developments."
"Alright, sounds fun! Let's go beat up this monster and feast on pudding later!" The two searched for hours, but they found nothing.
"Hey, let's go back and eat pudding, I'm all tired out..." said a totally exhausted Neptune.
"All you did was laze around and sap up the EXP." Noire's eye twitched.
"Well, at least I levelled up a lot!" She pointed to her level, which was now level 25. Just then, she heard a quiet sneeze from the bushes. "Huh?" She turned to the source of the noise.
"What is it?" asked Noire, who turned to where Neptune was looking. The leaves rustled a bit, and there was some fur sticking out from the bush. She raised her sword and slowly inched towards the bush. Neptune was just watching with a cup of pudding she got from who knows where. Another little sneeze followed the rustling. A nearly inaudible "Ah, crap..." was heard. The twintailed goddess then swung her sword and sliced at whatever was in the bush.
"Oww!" Something popped out and whacked Noire in the head. That 'something' was actually a little girl. She had long messy white hair and curious ultramarine eyes. She was short, only being slightly shorter than Blanc, and looked like she hadn't had anything to eat for months. Her deathly pale skin was littered with scratches and scrapes. She looked around 9 years old. She was also wearing an ultramarine knee-high dress, that was quite tattered and ripped up, along with black boots and white gloves. Lastly, there was a pair of white wolf ears poking out from her hair and a fluffy tail sticking out from her behind. Said girl was now holding on to a tree for dear life while at the same time staring longingly at the cup of pudding Nep was chowing down on.
"Wow, Noire. You just hit a little girl like she was a Dogoo or something. How do you even sleep at night?" said Nep, completely oblivious to the wolf girl's stares. She finished the cup and pulled out another one, making the girl's mouth water.
"S-shut up! I couldn't tell what she was when she was hiding! Besides, why aren't you at least giving her something to eat?" replied the definitely not guilty Noire.
"I only have pudding, and it's MINE! EMM-AII-ENN-EEE MINE!"
"Well, looks like your pudding was gone before you even claimed it for yourself."
"Uh, what?" Neptune then noticed the absence of the holy food in her hands before turning to the little girl, who was feasting on said food with a blissful face. "Hey, that's MY pudding!" She ran towards the girl and tried to take the pudding back.
"Not anymore!" The little girl wanted to run away with the pudding but she was too weak with hunger to do so. Neptune yanked the pudding out of the wolf girl's hands easily.
"Too bad! Pudding's still mine!" The purplette puffed her chest triumphantly. The girl was silent for a few moments, before looking at Neptune with probably the most lethal weapon in her arsenal. The puppy eyes. It also didn't help that the user had wolf features. Tears started forming in her ultramarine eyes, she was trembling and shaking, and she asked quietly,
"Pwease?"
Well, let's just say that Neptune, despite using the puppy-dog eyes several times before, was frozen solid. She can't refuse adorableness, but she didn't want to give up the flipping Holy Pudding. But the adorableness was impossible to refuse. Hell, even my heart's getting wrenched from imagining what I just wrote. Maybe I am a big softie after all. Back to the story at hand! Noire had a smug smirk on her face.
"You're making a little girl cry, how heartless."
"Well, it was her fault that she messed with my pudding!"
"All the characters in the series and in this fanfic frown upon you." And with that all the characters from the series and from the fanfic appeared for a few seconds, giving the purplette disapproving looks, with CFW Trick, uh...giving a long, long speech about how 'cuties', to use his own terminology, should be treated, before vanishing back to wherever the flip they were and continuing whatever they were doing just now.
"Hey, only I can break the fourth wall! And you hit her!" The purplette whined. Seeing her chance, the wolf girl snatched the pudding from Neptune's hands and basically swallowed the entire thing in one go. "Nepu?!" The little girl smiled brightly, despite the fact she should be choking on the flipping pudding by now.
"Uh..." was Noire's response at the time.
"Thanks for the meal!" The wolf girl turned around and started walking off. The ravenette sighed and looked back at Neptune. The CPU of Planeptune was sulking over the lost pudding.
"Nowa...me need pudding..."
"Don't call me Nowa! And I don't have any!"
"Boo..." Neptune continued to sulk and mourn the pudding. Noire sighed and then thought to herself,' Hm...looks like there wasn't any wolflike monster around here after all. Though I'm a bit curious about that girl...'
"Come on Neptune, it's getting late. Go and return to your Basilicom, I'm sure Histoire has calmed down by now," she said.
"Oh, then let me feast on your pudding later on!" And with that the purplette ran off, leaving Lastation's CPU behind.
"Hey, wait up!" Noire ran after her, hoping to be able to stop Neptune from cleaning out the fridge of pudding.
-3 HOURS LATER-
"Onee-chan, what happened to all the pudding?"
"Ahaha...well..." Noire laughed nervously. 'Dammit Neptune!' Unbeknownst to the two, there was something watching them through the window.
"Wonder what it'll be like to have a sister like that...' it mumbled quietly to itself. Then, it turned and walked away, leaving a tuft of soft, white fur behind.
Aaaaand done!
Wolfie: *playing Pocketed Monstrosities* Already?
Yup! Anyways, I totally don't know who that mysterious person at the end is. Maybe it'll be revealed in the next chapter~Wolfie: Isn't it obvious? It's-
*covers her mouth with hand* No spoilers pls!
Wolfie: Mmmph mmph! *tries to get out*
Anyways, seeya all next time!
Flandre: Bye~!
HOLY PUCKERONI WHERE DID YOU COME FROM- *passes out*
*static and all that*