Obviously My Camel's not good enough.
A/N: Hey everyone. No, I haven't died. I have just not been around. Dragged off to Scotland the day after Boxing Day (and might I add, it was bloody freezing but fun.) and then my dad came down and I had to do some stuff with him. Didn't really want to but hey ho. Anyway, I had a new idea for a fic and I wanted to start writing. I haven't left my other fic, it might take a bit longer for updates but I will try my best.
I do not own any of the character unless told otherwise, everything is Louise Rennison's, except the plot. That's allll mine :)
Chapter 1 - Dave loves me?
Monday 19th September
German
Was ist der point? Why should we be forced to learn another language? As if it's not bad enough with English, we have to learn the language of Spangleferkel and lederhosen. I am in times of great depression and shouldn't be expected to work. I will just go to sleep now and hope I never wake up.
30 seconds later
Ha. What was I thinking? I will never sleep with the Ditherqueen one side of me dithering like never before, and Vole Women the other side talking about last nights ramble. Can't they see I am in dire state of depressnosity and confusnosity? What was I thinking? Them taking an interest in someone other then themselves? Silly me.
1 minute later
"Heeeeeeey Gee. What happened last night after the nearly fisticuffs?" Right. My best friend can't take an interest in my life, but Rosie can. I would rather her not though. Her answer to everything is either to do with fish or hair. Not something that would help me right now. Hmph.
"Well, after the whole nearly fisticuffs I went home after Jas decided to leave me and go and snog Hunky's face off" (Not literally you fools that would just be...erlack.) "And leave her best friend in her time of need!" I put emphasis on the last bit so Jas could hear me. She didn't.
"You left? Why didn't you tell anyone?" Rosie said frowning.
"Why didn't you notice?" I raised my eyebrows. Then she raised hers. I raised mine. She raised her. I raised mine and you get the nub. We both raised out eyebrows exceptionally high. Rosie's almost looked like her hair had eaten them. I must say she looks quite fetching with no eyebrows. In a strictly non-lezzie was of course. I might be hitting an all time low in my boy type life but I will never turn to that way of life. I mean, I have respect for everyone who has chosen that way in life but I would prefer to be a nun if things get that bad. And that is le fact.
"So what are you going to do? About Dave and Masimo?"
"I was thinking maybe become a nun. Simple and there is no confusnosity about it." I said, pretending to have some interest in my work so they would hopefully get the message and leave me alone.
They did as a matter of fact. Never thorght that would work. But now we have to listen to Ellen dither on about Dec and their amazing date last night (McDonalds). Dec sure knows how to show a girl a good time. Well, Ellen anyway. She loved it. Well that was all I could get out of her constant dithering "I, y'know, loved it, or something, y'know." No surprisingly I do not know.
3 minutes later
What to do. What to do. I need some help.
I won't ask Jas because she will say that I am being a rod bottomed tart and should take control of my life. No go there then.
Rosie's answers always involve fish and hair like I said. I don't think Masimo (or Dave for that matter) would find the attraction in fish. But apparently, Rosie said all foreign boys love fish. So, if I go and get into a giant fish suit, Masimo will strangely be all over me? (Oo-er) I don't think so.
Ellen, well I need an answer this century, and I won't put myself through that pain.
Mabs. She's in her own little bubble, daydreaming. Probably about Ed. At least she has someone to dream about.
And Jools. Well, she's texting Rollo. As if they have anything else to talk about. They see each other about 23 hours of the day. And she will probably bite my head of if I disturb her. She can be very vicious at times.
So I guess that leaves me and my own brain. Big G, help me now.
Break
I am going to bite the bull by the horns and get through today with a smile. Ok, here it goes.
"Georgia. Stop smiling like that your scaring us." Thanks Po.
I'm feeling quite peckish. I will have to resort to asking for one of Jas's midget gems. And when I say asking, I mean nicking one and then take the wrath she throws at me. I am taking quite a risk, she does have a hefty kick for such a small person.
1 minute later
Ok. Remind me never to go there again. Apparently, she needs her nutritional foods (I.e. A packet of midget gems and some pop tarts) so she will be up for a ramble tonight with Hunky, and then when I tried to reach for one she had a bit of a spaz attack and then blamed me for messing up her fringe. And instantly after she went into fringe flicking mode. This is the kind of world we live in. One when boyfriends and rambles and fringes come before best friends and starvation.
"So Gee. What are you going to do about your Dave vs. Masimo fandango?" Rosie said wiggling her eyebrows.
"I can't think on an empty stomach." That explains why I never think. The amount of foods Mutti gets (nothing) and the amount of thinking I have to do. It's terrible parenting skills really but I am too kind enough not to say it. To her anyway.
Rosie threw a packet of Maltesers at me. Yummy Scrumboes.
5 minutes later
I am finally finished. I took my time eating them so it would prevent further questions. I at the chocolate off the outside and then crunched the inside. And there is still 5 minutes of break left.
"Right, now what are you going to do about your Dave vs. Masimo fandango?"
Hmmmm. What am I going to do? I will have to think up something quick because I am getting stared at by 5 gogs. Scary when you have Jas standing in front raising her eyebrows and then frowning. Again and again. I must tell her never to do that if she doesn't want to get beat up by O.A.P's for them mistaking her for a physco. Well they wouldn't be far off I can tell you that which I just did because I heard myself think it.
"Well, if Masimo ever decides to show his face on this earth anytime soon, I will tell him I am very sorry for displaying my red bottom to Dave and then ask him to marry me. Give or take the marrying him bit."
They all looked at each other. Side to side to side and you get it. Shut up looking you looking things.
"Georgia, are you completely blind?" I should hope not. Otherwise what I am seeing isn't real. I wish it wasn't real because then I wouldn't be seeing Jas eyeing me up. Oo-er. But if we are all seeing the same thing, how do we all know what we are all seeing isn't real? If you get what I mean and I think you do.
"I should hope not Jazzy Spazzy. Then I wouldn't be seeing you 5, all crowded round me like I am some sort of freak show. Which by the by, I am not." Rosie rolled her eyes. What am I not being told? I will ask them this too.
"What am I not being told?"
They then all looked abit fidgety. Tell me you spoons before I take drastic measures. And these drastic measures includes Jas's fringe. I think you know what I am talking about. If not, you are as dim as a dim person of the first waters. (I.e. vair vair dim.)
"TELL ME!"
"DAVE LOVES YOU!" Being shouted at by 5 people at once is quite sca- What?! Dave...Me...Loves...Laugh...Kittykat...Masimo...Love...Dave loves me? No, that can't be right. Of course Dave doesn't love me.
"Of course Dave doesn't love me."
"Yes. He does Gee." Why would he tell them he loves me and not tell me? I will tell them that, too.
"Why would he tell you guys he loves me, and not tell me, the one he supposedly loves?"
They all rolled there eyes. Gadzooks! Just answer the question you fools.
"Georgia. He didn't tell us. It's obvious. Dave has loved you ever since the time you used him to get Robbie. Despite all that, he still loves you. I honestly don't know what he is thinking. If you used me I wou-"
"Jas please shut up." She got all hufty and excluded herself from the conversation. That was easy. Now if I could just get rid of the other 4...
"And besides, boys don't talk about their feelings." That would explain how every time Dave has told me he loves me, he goes all ramblely and changes the subject or shoves a big red nose on his face. Hahahaha. Still makes me laugh now.
"Hahahaha." Now they are all staring at me life confused things in confused land talking a trip to confused city. Now they have all turned and walked away. Maybe because I scared them off. Probably because the bell just went. At least they have stopped talking to me. I will not think about he who must not be named (But it starts with D and ends in ave) to prevent further reminders of this conversation. I will be seeing Dave after school and then we can straighten all this out then.
R.E
How long can this go on for? Miss Wilson must have shocked even herself in what she is wearing today. She is walking around like she has been electrocuted. It's not much different from any other day but this is a full blown stuck-her-finger-in-a-plug-socket walking. She is wearing yellow (and I mean head to toe in yellow, even yellow tights. Blimey O'Reilly.) Quite funny actually but I keep reminding myself of he who must not be named. Please do not tell me you have forgotten because I don't want to remind myself. That is the whole reason for me calling him 'he who must not be named'. Though it's not doing a good job. Hmph.
Rosie and Jas keep looking at me and then when I see them looking they look away. I will send them a note to show them I am being mature about this whole situation:
Dear Viking and Vole
I am not going to remind you 'He who must not be named' doesn't love me (Which by the by, he doesn't) and I will prove it to you after school. But for right now, I would appreciate it if you don't keep staring like starey things at me when I am trying to learn about the great Buddha. I take great pride in R.E and you are disturbing my energy flow.
Georgia.
I don't even know if any of that made any sense? Ho hum pigs bum. They should get the message.
1 minute later
Got a note back from Jas and Rosie:
Dear Georgia
Please tell us you are not going to ask someone to ask Dave. He will never admit it to someone. Like we said, boys don't do feelings.
From Viking and Jas (Jas didn't like being called Vole.)
Ok. They are getting on my nerves now. How stupid do they think I am? Get someone to ask Dave! Ha.
Sent note back:
Dear Viking and Po
Of course I am not going to ask someone to ask Dave. I know I am sometime stupid but you can at least give me some credit on this situation. I am going to ask Dave. Straight from the horses mouth if what I say. Sometimes.
Georgia.
2 minutes later
They are staring at me with wide eyes and their famous fish expressions. I've got to them now. Ha. But if Dave won't admit it to his friends like Ro-Ro and Jas said, would he admit it to me? Well there is only one way to find out, I suppose.
15 minutes later
Who knows Buddha could be so boring? Me that's who and the other 25 people in the class. Obviously not including Miss Wilson. She thinks Buddha is a saint.
"In Buddhism, the term Buddha is used when someone has become enlightened awakened to the truth if you like."
She is defiantly not a Buddha. If she was awakened to the truth, she would be scared by her own fashion sense. Everyone else is.
Out of the torcher chambers
Right. If the boys are there, I will talk to Dave and see if he is still talking to me after Saturday night, and then, if he is, I will ask him the question.
Jas and Rosie are walking the other side of the chain to me but they are going to be keeping a close ear.
2 minutes later
There they are. Oh. My. God. Oh My God. Dave looks gorgey today. Even in his school uni. Even with his tie round his head (Which makes him look like a complete fool but hey ho.) No. Get out thoughts of Dave. You want Masimo, you luuurve Masimo, Masimo is your one and only. Learn to control yourself red bottom.
All at once, like usual, all the girls go to snog their boyfriends and it's me, Rosie and Dave walking in front. Everyone else is behind us doing...well do I really have to tell you?
"Hey Chicks. How's it grooving?"
I love it how Dave can make me feel better even after a merde day.
"Greeeeat. How about you Georgia?" Rosie said wither her eyebrows raised. What with her and raising her eyebrows?
"Fine as a fine thing on fine land." And I gave Rosie a smile. Dave just looked like he didn't know what was going on. I can't ask him with Rosie clinging on like a cling on. I will have to find someway of making her leave. Hmmmm...
2 minutes later
No need. Sven came bounding up, put Rosie over his shoulder and carried her off. I sometime find myself wondering what happens in his mind but then I find myself thinking I don't want to know.
No I can ask Dave. I will start of with another question. No good diving right in, right?
"Dave? Do you mind that I am with Masimo? That is if I still am."
Not exactly what I was hoping for but it's ok, I suppose.
He said, with a strain on his voice "No. Why would I be?"
"It's just something the girls have said to me that all. Nothing to worry about." But he did look worried.
I will ask him. I won't ask him. But I have to know. I am full of confusnosity. Right, here it goes...
"Dave?"
"Hmmmm?"
"Do you..."
A/N: I thorght that would be a good place to leave it. Will she ask him? Won't she ask him? It's all so confusing. Anyway please review and then I will write some moreeeee!
P.s. Does it say anywhere in the books where Georgia lives or where Georgia's granddad lives? Please tell me if you know. I can't remember reading it but I just want to be sure.